A Red Herring Without Mustard: A Flavia de Luce Novel

I jerked back in horror against the wet wall, and as I did so, my twisted ankle gave way and I dropped the torch.

 

We were plunged instantly into inky blackness.

 

I dropped to my knees, feeling the wet floor with outstretched fingers.

 

“Keep clear of the bars,” Colin whispered. “Else ’e’ll grab you!”

 

Not knowing which way was which, I scrabbled in the darkness, fearful that at any instant my wrist would be seized.

 

After what seemed like an eternity, the back of my hand brushed against the torch. I closed my fingers around it … picked it up … pushed the switch with my thumb … nothing.

 

I gave it a shake—banged it with the heel of my hand … still nothing.

 

The torch was broken.

 

I could have wept.

 

Close to me, in the darkness, I heard a rustling. I dared not move.

 

I counted ten heartbeats.

 

Then there came a scraping—and a match flared up.

 

“ ’Ad ’em in my pocket,” Colin said proudly. “All along.”

 

“Go slowly,” I told him. “That way. Don’t let the match go out.”

 

As we backed away from the gate into the tunnel, and Tom Bull’s face faded into darkness, his mouth moved and he uttered the only words I ever heard him speak.

 

“Where’s my baby?” he cried.

 

His words echoed like knives from the stone walls.

 

In the horrid silence that followed, we edged farther back along the tunnel. When the first match burned out, Colin took out another.

 

“How many of those do you have?” I asked.

 

“One more,” he said, and he lit it.

 

We had gained some ground, but it was still a long way to the cellars.

 

Colin held his last match high, moving slowly again, leading the way.

 

“Good lad,” I told him. “You’ve saved us.”

 

A sudden gust of cold air blew out the match, and we were plunged once again into blackness.

 

“Keep moving,” I urged him. “Follow the wall.”

 

Colin froze.

 

“Can’t,” he said. “I’m ’fraid of the dark.”

 

“It’s all right,” I told him. “I’m with you. I won’t let anything happen.”

 

I pushed against him, but he would not be budged.

 

“No,” he said. “Can’t.”

 

I could have gone on without him, but I was incapable of leaving him here alone.

 

And slowly, I realized that somehow, even in the darkness, I could dimly see Colin’s white face. A moment later, I became aware of a growing light that had suddenly filled the passageway.

 

I spun round, and there, to my amazement, was Dogger, holding a large lantern above his head. Porcelain peered round him, fearfully at first, and then, when she saw I was quite safe, running to me, almost crushing me in her embrace.

 

“I’m afraid I ratted on you,” she said.

 

 

 

 

 

THIRTY

 

 

“AND DOGGER, YOU SEE, had already latched the door at the fountain. It only opens from the outside, so there was no way Tom Bull could get out.”

 

“Well done, Dogger,” Father said. Dogger smiled and gazed out the drawing-room window.

 

Daffy shifted uneasily on the chesterfield. She had been torn away from her book by Father, who insisted that both she and Feely be present at the interview. It was almost as if he was proud of me.

 

Feely stood at the chimneypiece, pretending to be bored, stealing quick, greedy glances at herself in the looking glass while otherwise simpering at Sergeant Graves.

 

“This whole business about the Hobblers is intriguing,” Inspector Hewitt said. “Your notes have been most helpful.”

 

I fizzed a little inside.

 

“I gather they’ve been carrying out their baptisms in the Gully since sometime in the seventeenth century?”

 

I nodded. “Mrs. Bull wanted her baby baptized in the old style, and her husband, I think, probably forbade it.”

 

“That he did,” said Sergeant Graves. “He’s told us as much.”

 

The Inspector glared at him.

 

“She went to the Gully with Miss Mountjoy—Dr. Kissing saw them together. There might have been other Hobblers present, I really don’t know.

 

“But something went horribly wrong. They were dipping the baby by the heel, as Hobbler tradition requires, when something happened. The baby slipped and drowned. They buried it in the Palings—swore to keep the truth to themselves. At least, I think that’s what happened.”

 

Sergeant Graves nodded, and the Inspector shot him such a look!

 

“Mrs. Bull thought at once of blaming it on Fenella. After all, she had just passed the caravan in the lane. She went home and told her husband, Tom, that their baby had been taken by Gypsies. And he believed her—has gone on believing her—until now.”

 

I took a deep breath and went on. “Fenella told Mrs. Bull’s fortune at the fête last week—told her the same nonsense she tells everyone: that something was buried in her past—something that wanted digging out.”

 

Only at that instant, as I spoke, did the full force—the full aptness—of Fenella’s words come crashing into my consciousness: “Told her there was something buried in her past; told her it wanted digging out—wanted setting right.” I had actually copied these words into my notebook without understanding their meaning.

 

She couldn’t possibly have learned of the Bull baby’s supposed abduction until later—she had been gone from the Gully before the bungled baptism began.

 

Mrs. Bull, to reinforce her lie, must have been forced to follow through by filing a false report with the police. Tom, because of his shady associations, must have managed to keep well in the background. Hadn’t Mrs. Mullet let slip that he’d had his troubles with the law?

 

How I wished I could ask the Inspector to confirm my conjecture—especially the part about Tom Bull—but I knew he wouldn’t—couldn’t—tell me. Perhaps some other time …

 

At any rate, Fenella had almost certainly been tracked down and questioned by the authorities during their investigation of the missing child—tracked down, questioned, and cleared. That much seemed obvious.

 

So that when Mrs. Bull had wandered unexpectedly into her tent just last week at the fête, it must have seemed as if Fate had sent her there for justice.

 

“There’s something buried in your past. Something that wants digging out … wants setting right,” Fenella had told her, but it was not the baby she meant—it was Mrs. Bull’s accusation of kidnapping!

 

“Revenge is my specialty,” Fenella had said.

 

Revenge indeed!

 

But not without cost.

 

Surely the woman had recognized Fenella’s caravan at the fête? Whatever could have possessed her to enter the tent?

 

I could think of only one reason: guilt.

 

Perhaps, in her own mind, Mrs. Bull’s lie to her husband and the police was beginning to come unraveled—perhaps in some odd way she believed that a fresh confrontation would deflect any growing suspicion, on Tom’s part, of her own guilt.

 

What was it Dr. Darby had told me? “People can behave very strangely in times of great stress.”

 

“Well?” the Inspector said, interrupting my thoughts. He was waiting for me to go on.

 

“Well, Mrs. Bull, of course, assumed that Fenella had looked into the crystal ball and seen the drowning. She must have gone home straightaway and told her husband that the Gypsy who had taken their baby was again camped at the Palings. Tom went to the caravan that very night and tried to kill her.

 

“He still believes his wife’s lie, most likely,” I added. “Even though the baby’s body has since been found, I’ll bet he’s still blaming it on the Gypsies.”

 

I glanced over at Sergeant Graves for confirmation, but his face was a study in stone.

 

“How can you be so sure he was at the caravan?” Inspector Hewitt asked, turning to a new page of his notebook.

 

“Because Colin Prout saw him there. And as if that weren’t enough, there was that whole business about the smell of fish,” I said. “I think you’ll find that Tom Bull has a disease that causes his body to exude a fishy odor. Dogger says that a number of such cases have been recorded.”

 

Inspector Hewitt’s eyebrows went up slightly, but he said nothing.

 

“That’s why, as it’s grown worse, he’s kept to his house for the past year or more. Mrs. Bull put about the story that he’d gone away, but he’d all the while been right here in Bishop’s Lacey, working after dark. He’s a foundryman, you know, and probably quite handy at melting down scrap iron and molding it into antiques.”

 

“Yes,” Inspector Hewitt said, surprising me. “It’s no secret that he was once employed at Sampson’s works, in East Finching.”

 

“And still is,” I suggested. “At least after dark.”

 

Inspector Hewitt closed his notebook and got to his feet.

 

“I’m very pleased to tell you, Colonel, that your firedogs will soon be restored. We found them in the coach house where Harewood kept his antiques.”

 

I was right! The Sally Fox and Shoppo at Brookie’s had been Harriet’s! Having replaced them with reproductions, Brookie was just waiting for a chance to sell the originals in London.

 

“There are others involved in what proved to be a very sophisticated ring of thieves and forgers. I trust that, in due time, you’ll read about it in the newspapers.”

 

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