Becca lost her virginity to Penn in the Olympic Village. Yeah, those rumors about the village are true. Liam and I had to turn down an orgy invitation from a group of Russian gymnasts. This was mostly a geopolitical decision on my part.
Emily and her boyfriend suffered from an embarrassing Skype-sex debacle. Let’s just say you might want to keep your shirt on until you confirm that you’re video-calling your boyfriend and not his parents. “SON OF A PREACHER MAN”
Josh got the bimbo pregnant and the babies turned out to be little shits. Justice was served.
Tara ended up posing for Playboy and then landing her own reality TV show. I watch it religiously.
Acknowledgements
To every reader that takes a chance on an indie author, thank you so much. It means the world to me that you took a chance on this book.
To my family for all of their unconditional support, and especially to my father for showing me how to find the humor in life.
Mom, as always, your first round feedback is the most helpful. Thank you for laughing at Kinsley and Becca before anyone else.
Lance, you’re THE BEST. Thank you for reading and tweaking this book. You are the funniest person I know and I loved getting your stamp of approval on this book.
Thank you to all my beta readers: Jenni Moen, Staci Brillhart, Stacey Lynn, Brittainy Cherry, Jennifer Beach, and Maree Hunter. Your feedback was wonderful and truly, truly appreciated! Thank you for putting up with my changes and talking me through this book. You all helped bring this book to life.
Thank you to my amazing editor over at Taylor K.’s Editing Services.
GIANT thank you to my amazing proofreaders: Jennifer Flory-Van Wyk, Gabby Warner, and Rebecca Berto!! I’m so thankful to the three of you for catching some last minute mistakes!
Thank you to Patricia Lee for sending me a piece of inspiration everyday leading up to this release. You’re so thoughtful and I truly appreciated your support.
Thank you to all of my fellow indie authors (within Author Support 101 & Write Club). I don’t think I’d have the energy to write without the help from all of you ladies. Thank you for providing support and a sense of community within a crazy world!
Thank you to everyone who accepted an ARC edition of this book and hanging with me for all the tweaks and changes!
Am I allowed to thank Amy Poehler? Because I am. Thank you to every funny woman out there who blazed the trail for women in comedy. I look up to every single one of you.