Gunmetal Magic

The creatures stopped, fixated on the movement.

 

I fired.

 

The shotgun barked, spitting thunder. The first steel slug punched into the right creature, cutting through the chitin like it was paper-thin plywood. The insect broke in half. Wet innards spilled onto the floor, like a bunch of swim bladders strung together. Without a pause, I turned and put a second shot into its buddy. Chief barked next to me, snapping his jaws. The creatures jerked and flailed, dragging their body chunks. The sour, spike-studded odor filled the air.

 

Darin Haffey sat up in the bin. “I see Kayla dragged you into this.”

 

I smiled at him. “No, sir, I just came to borrow a cup of sugar.”

 

“Heh.”

 

The web obscuring the rest of the room to my left tore.

 

“Incoming,” Mr. Haffey snapped, raising his firearm.

 

The first insect burst into the open. I fired. Boom!

 

Two more. Boom, boom!

 

Boom!

 

Boom, boom, boom!

 

The broken chitin bodies crashed into each other, making a pile of jerking legs and vomit-inducing entrails.

 

Boom, boom, boom! Boom!

 

An insect leaped over the pile, aiming for me. I swung the shotgun up. The impact exploded the creature’s gut, spraying foul liquid over me. Bug juice burned my lips. Ugh.

 

A smaller insect dashed toward me. Sharp mandibles sliced at my leg. You bastard! Chief rammed the creature, ripping into the thing before I could sink a slug into it.

 

Boom! Boom!

 

I kept firing. Finally the revolting flood stopped. I waited, listening, but no more skittering came. My calf burned. The pain didn’t bother me too much, but I’d be leaving a blood trail, which would make me ridiculously easy to track. I had five shots left in the AA-12. No way to know if I had killed them all or if this was the calm before the second wave of insects. I had to get Mr. Haffey out of here.

 

He was sitting in the coal bin, staring at the pile of insect parts. “Damn. That’s some shooting.”

 

“We aim to please,” I told him.

 

“You aim like you mean business.”

 

Funny thing, praise. I knew I was a great shot, but hearing it from the PAD veteran made me all warm and fuzzy anyway. “Have you seen Mrs. Truman?”

 

“I saw her body. They ripped her to pieces, the assholes.”

 

Poor Mrs. Truman. “Can you walk?”

 

“The fuckers got me in the leg. I’m bleeding like a stuck pig.”

 

That’s why he’d hidden in the coal. He’d buried his leg in the coal dust to smother the scent. Smart. “Time to go, then.”

 

“You listen to me.” Mr. Haffey put some cop hardness into his gruff voice. “There’s no way for you to get me out. Even if I lean on you, I’m two hundred and twenty pounds and my weight will just take you down with me. Leave me a gun, and you get out of here. Kayla must’ve called over to the station. I’ll hold them off until…”

 

I swung the shotgun over my shoulder and picked him up out of the coal. I wasn’t as strong as a normal shapeshifter, although I was faster and more agile, but a two-hundred-pound man still wasn’t a challenge.

 

I double-timed it to the hole, Chief at my heels. The bulldog had a death grip on a chitinous leg as long as he was. He had to lean his head back to carry it, but the look in his eyes said no army in the world could take it away.

 

“This is embarrassing,” Mr. Haffey informed me.

 

I winked at him. “What, Mrs. Haffey never carried you over the threshold on your wedding night?”

 

His eyes bulged. “That’s just ridiculous. What are you?”

 

I’d spent most of my life pretending to be human. But now the hyena was out of the bag, and sooner or later I had to start owning up to it. “A shapeshifter.”

 

“Wolf?”

 

“A bouda.” Well, not exactly. The truth was more complicated, but I wasn’t ready for those explanations yet.

 

We reached the hole. If I were a regular bouda, I could’ve jumped out of the hole with Mr. Haffey in my arms. But I knew my limits and that wasn’t happening. Throwing him out would injure his dignity beyond repair. “I’m going to lift you. Can you pull yourself up?”

 

“Is the Pope Catholic?”

 

I lowered him down, grabbed him by the hips, and heaved. Mr. Haffey pulled himself over the ledge and I got a real close look at that wound. It was a four-inch rip down his leg and touching his sweatpants left my palm bloody. He needed an ambulance yesterday.

 

I tossed Chief and his prize out of the hole, jumped, caught the edge, and hopped up.

 

“Will you at least carry me fireman-style?” Mr. Haffey huffed.

 

“No can do, sir. I’m trying to keep your blood from dripping out of your leg.”

 

He growled deep under his breath.

 

I picked him up and started out. “It will all be over soon.”

 

He guffawed.

 

I caught the familiar scuttling sound behind me, coming from the master bedroom.

 

“I thought the Order didn’t allow shapeshifters.”

 

“They don’t. When they figured me out, they fired me.”

 

The scuttling chased us.

 

“That’s bullshit right there.” Mr. Haffey shook his head. “And discrimination. You talk to your union rep?”

 

“Yes, I did. I fought it as long as I could. Anyway, they retired me with full pension. I can’t appeal.”

 

Mr. Haffey gave me an appraising look. “You took it?”

 

“Nope. Told them to shove it.”

 

I dropped him to the floor as gently as I could and spun, shotgun ready.

 

A huge pale insect lunged at us. I pumped two slugs into it and it thrashed on the floor. I gathered Mr. Haffey up and double-timed it to the door.

 

“Listen, most of my contacts have retired, but a few of us have kids in the department. If you need a job, I can probably fix up something. The PAD will be glad to have you. You’re a hell of a shot. Shouldn’t let that go to waste.”

 

“Much appreciated.” I smiled. “But I’ve got a job. I work for a business. My best friend owns it.” I started up the stairs.

 

“What sort of business?”

 

“Magic hazmat removal. Protection. That type of thing.”

 

Mr. Haffey opened his eyes. “Private cop? You went private?”

 

That’s cop mentality for you. I tell him I’m a shapeshifter and he doesn’t blink an eye. But private cop, oh no, that’s not okay.

 

“So how’s business?” Mr. Haffey squinted at me.

 

“Business is fine.” If by fine, one meant lousy. Between Kate Daniels and me, we had a wealth of skills, a small sea of experience, and enough smears on our reputation to kill a dozen careers. All of our clients were desperate, because by the time they came to us, everybody else had turned them down.

 

“What does your man think about that?”

 

Raphael Medrano. The memory of him was so raw, I could conjure his scent by just thinking about him. The strong male healthy scent that drove me crazy…

 

“It didn’t work out,” I said.