CHAPTER FOUR
THE GESTALT
WITH THE TERESHKOVA stationary above the airfield, and passengers already disembarking, Ack-Ack Macaque switched on the autopilot, to keep the vessel in place against the jostling coastal wind, and then knuckle-walked aft from the bridge.
“It’s f*ck-this-shit o’clock,” he told the Russian navigator. Time to kick back with a couple of cold lagers, and maybe a rum daiquiri or two. Then later, catch a ride down to the airfield with one of the passenger ‘copters, and hit a few bars. In New York, K8 had found him a fedora and raincoat and, as long as he wore the collar turned up, and the hat pulled low enough to shade his face, he hoped he wouldn’t attract too much in the way of unwelcome attention.
Intent on his plans, he shuffled past Victoria’s office. As he did so, the door opened and she beckoned to him.
“I’ve got someone in here who’s extremely keen to meet you,” she said. She still wore the military tunic but, since he’d last seen her, she’d replaced her wig: a platinum blonde bob which covered the jacks implanted into her temple, and the extensive scarring at the back of her head. Ack-Ack Macaque could smell the Martini on her breath. He looked past her to the figure standing by her desk. It was the same man who’d been in the bar when he’d had had his skirmish with the reporter, Nick Dean.
“Who’s that?”
“Mister Reynolds is here as a representative of the Gestalt.”
Ack-Ack Macaque eyed the man up and down. “I should have guessed that.” Like all members of the cult, Reynolds wore an immaculately white three-piece suit, with matching white shoes and a white tie, and his face held the same distracted, beatific calm they all radiated. “The question is: what does he want?”
Victoria’s smile thinned. “Well, why don’t you come in and ask him?”
She stood aside, and turned to her visitor.
“Mister Reynolds, please allow me to introduce our pilot. You’ll have to excuse his manners, but he’s only barely housetrained.”
Ack-Ack Macaque glared at her. Reynolds bowed in greeting.
“Mister Macaque. May we say that this is indeed a pleasure?”
Ack-Ack Macaque scratched the chestnutcoloured hairs on his chest. “For you, maybe. But I’ve got places to be, and havoc to wreak.”
The man’s smile remained unwavering. “Of course, of course. We understand, and we are sorry for the intrusion.”
Ack-Ack Macaque shivered. He’d run into a few of these Gestalt types in the States, and it creeped him out when they referred to themselves in the plural.
Part religion, part social experiment, the Gestalt used wireless technology to link its members’ soulcatchers, networking them together in a web of shared thoughts and blurred identities.
“I met some of you weirdoes in New York.” AckAck Macaque dug into the pocket of his aviator jacket, searching for a cigar. “I didn’t know you’d spread to the UK already.”
The man’s dreamlike smile clicked up a notch.
“We can assure you, we get everywhere.” He held out a hand, and Ack-Ack Macaque made a face. He didn’t want to shake. He didn’t even want to be in the same room.
“So,” he said, “what do you want with me?” “We saw your unfortunate altercation earlier, and we thought maybe we could offer you our help?” “Help? What sort of help?”
“We have a proposal.”
“I’m not the marrying type.”
The man’s smile tightened. “Please, hear us out. We have been following your case with great interest. A humble monkey raised to sentience? What insights you must have, what unique perspectives.” Ack-Ack Macaque rolled his eye. He didn’t like where this was going. He pulled the cigar from his pocket, bit the end off, and spat it into Victoria’s wicker wastepaper basket.
“Look, don’t get any funny ideas. I’m not going to join your little club, okay?” The idea made him queasy. He’d had enough scientists and engineers crawling around in his skull. He didn’t need any more. “But you would be so welcome.” Reynolds rocked back and forth on his heels. “We have smoothed things over with Mister Dean, and reimbursed him for the cost of his camera.”
“I didn’t ask you to do that.”
“It is our pleasure. Our Leader is so very keen to make your acquaintance.”
“You guys have a leader?” Ack-Ack Macaque cocked an eyebrow. “I thought you guys were like some vast hive.”
“Every hive has a queen.” Reynolds licked the tip of his thumb, and used it to smooth his eyebrows. Two quick flicks. “Or, in our case, a king.”
“And who is this king?” In his peripheral vision, Ack-Ack Macaque sensed Victoria tensing, bursting with unvoiced questions. He tried to ignore her.
“To find that out,” Reynolds said smoothly, “you’ll first have to agree to meet him.”
“Sorry, but that’s not going to happen.”
“Are you quite sure?”
“Sure as shit.”
“Please, Mister Macaque. Will you at least consider it? Your brain is mostly composed of gelware, so you wouldn’t need additional implantation; at least, not much. The process of integration could be achieved in minutes, and quite painlessly. And I think it would be of great benefit to you.”
“No, absolutely not.” Ack-Ack Macaque rolled the cigar between finger and thumb, listening to the tobacco leaves crackle. Reynolds took a step closer.
“Welcoming you into the Gestalt would immeasurably enrich our whole.” His breath stank of coffee and mints. Ack-Ack Macaque curled his lip, exposing an incisor.
“If you don’t get out of my face right now,” he growled, “I’ll enrich your hole, with the toe of my boot.”
Reynolds ignored the threat. He reached out his arms as if asking for a hug.
“You wouldn’t have to be alone.”
Alone.
The word rang in the air like the toll of a funeral bell. Cold fingers gripped Ack-Ack Macaque’s stomach, and squeezed. He felt his arms and legs shake. Then, without consciously willing it, he stepped forward and slapped Reynolds hard across the face. The man staggered back against the desk.
“Shut your mouth.”
He pulled back his long arm for another strike, but Victoria stepped in front of him. She had her fighting stick in her hand, but hadn’t yet flicked it out to its full length. He glared at her, his single eye wide and wild, but she didn’t flinch. She didn’t submit. Instead, she met his gaze and held it. In another monkey, this would have been tantamount to a direct physical challenge, and Ack-Ack Macaque had to fight down an instinctual surge of aggression. If he got hold of her, he could snap her like a twig. But Victoria was his friend, and saviour: he owed her everything. He might be the alpha male on this tub, but she was definitely the alpha female, and he knew she wouldn’t tolerate any of his shit. She had no patience for insurrection or threats. The last person to raise a hand against her had been dropped from the Tereshkova’s cargo hatch, several thousand feet above Windsor Castle. He eyed the fighting stick in her hand, and let out a long, shuddering breath.
“Yes, boss.” He dropped his chin. His palm stung where it had struck Reynolds’ cheek.
“Thank you.” Victoria gave him a final glare, and then turned to Reynolds, who leant drunkenly against the desk, his fingers dabbing at a split and bloodied lip.
“I am so sorry, Mister Reynolds.” She took his elbow and helped him upright. “But I believe you’ve been given your answer. Now, do you require medical attention?”
Reynolds shot Ack-Ack Macaque a sideways glance.
“We are sorry you feel that way, Mister Macaque.” His voice was quiet, the earlier self-assurance muted. “For what it’s worth, we were only trying to help you.”
Ack-Ack Macaque shrugged his leather-clad shoulders. He didn’t need any help. He tossed the cigar into his mouth, and caught it in his teeth.
Victoria hustled Reynolds towards the cabin door. Looking back, she pointed a bony finger at Ack-Ack Macaque.
“You, stay here.”
Ack-Ack Macaque harrumphed. He folded his arms and sat on the edge of the metal desk.
“I’m not going anywhere, boss.”
He watched her escort the white-suited man to the corridor. Reynolds had a hand to his bruised face. He was lucky not to have a broken jaw.
It would have served him right, Ack-Ack Macaque thought.
He fished around for his lighter. When he looked back up, Reynolds was watching him, ignoring whatever apologies Victoria was making.
“You will come to us and let us help you eventually, you know.” Not even the cut lip could disguise the certainty in the man’s voice. “After all, where else can you go? Where else can someone like you ever truly belong?”
WHEN VICTORIA CAME back, her cheeks were flushed and her lips almost white.
“Putain de merde,” she said. “What was that all about?”
Ack-Ack Macaque’s jacket creaked as he shrugged a shoulder.
“You’re lucky I didn’t shoot him.”
Victoria looked him up and down, nostrils flared. “If you had, you’d be in the brig right now, and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.”
Ack-Ack Macaque flicked his lighter into life. It was a Zippo with a brushed aluminium case, and he was rather fond of it, even though it stank of petrol fumes.
“I can’t help it,” he grumbled. “Those Gestalt bastards make my pelt crawl.” He thumbed the wheel to ignite the wick, and then used the flame to light the cigar. As he puffed it into life, he heard the air-conditioning fans whisper into action.
Victoria wrinkled her nose and flapped a hand in front of her face. “Mine too. But I can’t have you slapping passengers around, especially in my office. Are we clear?”
He tapped a pair of fingers to his forehead in salute. “Clear as crystal, boss.”
She narrowed her eyes. “You haven’t been on the espresso again, have you? Because we all know what happened last time.”
Ack-Ack Macaque waggled his head.
“No, boss.”
Victoria drew herself up. Then she let out a long, cleansing breath, and threw her blonde wig onto the desk.
“Right, now that’s out of the way, what are you planning to do with the rest of your evening?”
Ack-Ack Macaque was used to her mood shifts. He shrugged. Reynolds’s final words still rankled him, like a fleabite he couldn’t scratch.
“Drink imported lagers until I puke?”
Victoria smiled. She straightened the collar of her white military tunic, and slipped the retractable fighting stick into one of its pockets.
“That sounds like a damn fine plan, monkey-man. If you don’t mind a little company, the first round’s on me.”