One Perfect Lie

Next to Evan was Mike Sematov, whose unruly black hair curled to his shoulders. Sematov had bushy eyebrows and round dark eyes, and he was hyper, trying to grab Kostis’s phone. Sematov’s nickname was Raz, evidently from Rasputin, his Twitter handle was @cRAZy, and his Facebook feed was usually videos of people vomiting or popping zits and abscesses. Sematov was an excellent possibility because his father had passed away in August from pancreatic cancer. It wasn’t easy to find a kid with a dead father, and Chris thought Raz might be a winner, unless the boy was too cRAZy.

Chris shifted his attention to another possibility, Jordan Larkin. Jordan was six-foot-one, but his stooped manner made him look awkward, all gangly legs and arms. The boy had a longish face with fine-boned features, but his hazel eyes were set close together and his hair, a nondescript brown, was too short. He dressed inexpensively, in a blue Musketeers Baseball sweatshirt, generic gray sweatpants, and Adidas’s knockoff slides. Best of all, Jordan was the son of a single mother, which was almost as good as a dead father.

Chris smiled and extended a hand as the three boys reached the classroom. “I’m Mr. Brennan, gentlemen. Welcome to AP Government. I’ll be coaching you guys, too.”

Evan was the first to shake Chris’s hand, looking him directly in the eye. “Evan Kostis. Ahoy! Welcome on board!”

“Good to meet you, Evan.” Chris was about to turn to Jordan just as Sematov thrust his hand forward.

“Mr. Brennan, yo, I’m Mike Sematov but call me Raz. You don’t look like Ms. Merriman.” Raz smiled goofily.

“Can’t fool you!” Chris kept his smile on, making a mental note of the fact that Sematov had offered his nickname and a handshake. The gestures suggested that Raz wanted a connection with him, so maybe there was something Chris could build on. “Raz, go in and pick a desk. Also I put out snacks for everybody.”

“Awesome!” Raz’s dark eyes lit up, and he ducked inside the classroom.

“Sweet!” Evan bolted after him, leaving Jordan alone with Chris, who extended a hand to the boy.

“You must be Jordan Larkin. Great to meet you.”

“Thanks.” Jordan shook Chris’s hand, breaking eye contact to peek inside the classroom. “Are you for real about snacks? You know, they freak if we eat in the classroom.”

“What they don’t know won’t hurt ’em,” Chris said, then added, improvising, “We’re celebrating. It’s my birthday.”

Jordan smiled, surprised. “Oh, jeez. Happy birthday.”

“Don’t say anything, I don’t want to make a fuss.”

“Sure.” Jordan looked away, and Chris felt he had scored a point, co-opting the boy. Meanwhile Evan and Raz were racing each other to the snacks, and the only empty desks left were the first seats in each row. The remaining snacks were a soft pretzel and two apples.

“I call the pretzel!” Raz bolted toward the desk with the soft pretzel.

“I saw it first!” Evan chased after him, hip-checking Raz to grab the pretzel.

“Dude, yo!” Raz said, mock-outraged.

“Loser says what?” Evan shoved the pretzel in his mouth and claimed the desk, making the class laugh.

“Okay, everybody, let’s get started!” Chris closed the classroom door, and the laughter slowly began to subside. Raz slumped into the desk at the head of the row, sulking as he set down his backpack. Jordan took the last empty desk, at the head of the row closest to Chris’s desk, then he accepted the apple without complaint. The transaction confirmed to Chris that Evan Kostis was the leader, Raz was a question mark, and Jordan was the follower.

“Class, as I said, my name is Mr. Brennan and I’ll be replacing Ms. Merriman. I have her syllabus, and we’ll try to pick up where she left off.” Chris clapped his hands together to get their attention, since they hadn’t settled down. “I’m new in town. I grew up in the Midwest, taught in Wyoming, and I think we’re going to have a fine rest of the semester.”

“Can you ride horses?” Raz called out, and Chris took it as another attempt to make a connection.

“Yes I can,” Chris answered, which was true. “Anything else you want to know? I’m happy to answer a few questions.”

“Are you married?” one of the girls called out.

“No, I’m not,” Chris answered to hooting and giggling.

“Are you a dog person or cat person?” asked another girl, the one who worried about peanut allergies. Her name was Sarah Atkinson, Chris knew but didn’t let on.

“I like all animals but I don’t have any pets right now. I’m not allowed. Last question?”

“Boxers or briefs?” Raz shouted, then burst into laughter, joined by the rest of the class.

“No comment.” Chris smiled, then motioned for them to settle down. “All right, let’s jump right in. I’m going to assume that you read the materials Ms. Merriman posted on her webpage and I reposted them on mine. That’s how I’m going to run this class, too. Government derives its power from the consent of the governed. We also have a social compact, you and I.”

The students began pulling out their three-ring binders, spiral-bound notebooks, finding pens and pencils from their backpacks. They weren’t allowed to use laptops in class.

“My webpage has the syllabus, the assignments, and the quiz and test schedule. Class participation is a third of your grade.” Chris walked to his desk, which contained the Teacher’s Edition of their textbook How Government Works, the black binder of his notes for class, and a class roster with students’ faces, none of whom he cared about except Evan, Jordan, and Raz. He consulted it before he asked the next question. “Mr. Samins, Andrew Samins? Let’s start with the readings. What was the first social compact in this country?”

“Uh, I don’t know, I’m not sure. I was sick yesterday so I didn’t do the homework.”

“Okay, you get a free pass, one day only.” Chris smiled, like the Cool Teacher. “Anybody else?” A bunch of girls raised their hands, and Chris glanced at his roster. “Sarah Atkinson? Sarah, why don’t you tell us?”

“It was the Mayflower Compact.”

“Correct, and why was the Mayflower Compact a social contract?”

“Well, the people on the Mayflower decided to get together and they said that they would make an agreement on how they were going to govern themselves.”

“Right.” Chris noticed Evan and Jordan hunched over their notebooks to take notes. Raz was doodling a picture of a pilgrim. “In 1620, the Mayflower made its way to the Boston area with a hundred and two passengers. On November 11, 1620, forty-one of them—only the men—wrote and signed a document that created a system of self-governance, because they had to start a settlement, plant crops, and harvest them.”

Chris could see that Evan and Jordan took more notes, and Raz kept doodling. He continued, “The Mayflower Compact was a first example of popular sovereignty. Does anybody know what popular sovereignty means?”

Sarah’s hand shot up again, but Chris pointed to an Asian girl behind her. “Yes, hi, please tell me your name before you answer the question.”