Flunked (Fairy Tale Reform School, #1)

“Rapunzel wore my father’s shoes to the Once Upon a Time ball two years ago,” I tell Pete. “He was so pleased when Happily Ever After Scrolls said everyone should have a pair of those pink pumps. Father could have made good money with those shoes, but instead Ella lets Fairy Godmother just copy them with a poof of her wand.” I don’t care that my voice is echoing in the grand foyer. “It’s not fair.”


“No, it’s not,” I hear someone say, her footsteps barely more than a whisper against the floor. “But then again, a lot in life isn’t fair.” The woman is concealed in the shadows. “It’s how you handle yourself in such situations and what you learn from them that will define you. That’s what you’ll learn to master during your time here.”

An older woman steps out of the shadows and I see a thin smile spread across her lips. It’s her. Princess Ella’s formerly wicked stepmother in the flesh.





Happily Ever After Scrolls


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From Pond Scum to Headmistress: Flora Leads FTRS

by Beatrice Beez

It isn’t easy being the most despised woman in Enchantasia. Just ask Flora. Five years ago, she couldn’t leave Galmour Castle without being pelted with rotten radishes.

And that was on a good day.

After Miri the Magic Mirror showed Flora the torture she put Ella through, Flora vowed to change her ways. “I still can’t talk about the glass slipper incident without getting upset, but I will say that I did not encourage my girls to cut off part of their feet to fit in a shoe! I’m not insane!” Flora insists.

Self-help books and meditation helped Flora realize that the pain she inflicted on Ella was the same she went through as a child. Flora spent her days taking care of her siblings. She never had time for friends. “Mother only gave her love to my sister Anastasia, who was fair-haired and blue-eyed.”

Flora escaped by accepting an arranged marriage proposal and had two daughters. When the marriage failed, she met Rufus, Ella’s father. That’s when Flora’s life felt complete. “Those first few years we were all very happy together,” she says.

Then the green monster of jealousy took over. Flora began obsessing about how much Ella looked like Anastasia and worried that Rufus only cared about his own little girl. “I can never take back what I did, but I will spend the rest of my life trying to make it up to Ella,” Flora says.

After her transformation, she sought Ella’s blessing to tear down Galmour Castle and create Fairy Tale Reform School on that very spot. “I wanted to help others avoid the same destructive path,” Flora says. She sought out and mentored some of Enchantasia’s most villainous criminals, many of who are now staff members at the school.

She has even seen a change in her girls. “They are much more compassionate. The three of us can finally look at Miri the Magic Mirror (who advises part time at the school) and feel good about ourselves,” Flora says.

We’re sure Princess Ella would approve. Rumors have swirled for months that the princess is going to make a public show of support for her stepmother by throwing an anniversary ball in the school’s honor. Check your Happily Ever After Scrolls for more ball updates!





CHAPTER 4


    Home Sweet Home?


So this is what the stepmonster looks like.

I’ve never met Headmistress Flora before. Her long, thin face and pointy nose, dark, tiny eyes and sweeping black-and-white hair don’t exactly soften her reputation. Still, I’m kind of disappointed there are no lightning bolts shooting out of her hands or devil’s horns poking out of her head. The way my buddy Cedric talked about the time his brother got hauled in here, I was sure that’s what I would find.

He also said her office looked like a dungeon, which it does not. It looks like a princess threw up in here. The furniture is gold with purple velvet cushions, oriental rugs, and crystal vases everywhere. It’s kind of how I imagine Ella decorates her castle.

Headmistress Flora interlocks her long fingers under her chin and stares at me with interest over her mahogany desk. “I have been waiting for the pleasure of this meeting for a long time.”

I smile. “Really? I can’t say the same.”

Headmistress Flora, however, is not fazed. “I’m sorry to hear that, but nonetheless, I’ve been expecting you. The police commissioner has kept me abreast of your, shall we say, extracurricular activities.”

I try not to laugh. Extracurricular activities—why have I never thought of calling it that?

“I knew it was only a matter of time before you made your way to our doors,” Flora tells me. “I think we can do wonders for you. Our etiquette classes, history lessons, and behavior training are geared toward children who have problems just like you.”

My eyes narrow. “What do you mean problems?”