Eye Candy

I pulled out the first bottle and placed it on the table. We already had the rest of the ingredients in the middle.

Courtney, Grace, Taylor, and Heather all stood around the table. Courtney and Grace’s eyes widened at the sight of the full bottle, then trailed to the bag and the rest of the booze in there. A wary look came over Taylor’s face, but Heather was focused on the bottle and nothing else.

“We are drinking this tonight.” I was channeling Logan. The best motivational-speech voice I could summon came out, low and suggestive. “We are going to do this bottle proud.”

Courtney and Grace nodded.

“Yes.” Grace licked her lips. “Proud. So proud.”

Courtney was nodding right along with her.

Taylor swallowed, then sighed. “Okay. This is what Logan warned me about, huh.” But she wasn’t asking. She already knew.

I said, “We are going to pay homage to the tequila gods tonight. We are going to kneel at their altar, lick their balls, stroke their members.” My hand rubbed up and down the bottle’s neck.

Courtney and Grace shared a look, cringing, but faced me again. Their shoulders rolled back and Courtney clapped her hands. “Let’s do this!”

Grace let out a war whoop. “Yeah!”

Taylor took a breath and held it.

I raised the bottle up, then lifted it high. “May we make you proud tonight!” Then I opened it up, licked some salt, took a shot, and bit down on a lime wedge. As I felt the burn, Heather took the bottle from me and tipped her head back. She did the same, taking more than a couple shots. When she was done, the bottle was passed around again.

The salt was licked.

The tequila was downed.

The limes were bit into.

I grabbed the stereo remote and soon “Party Till We Die” by Timmy Trumpet filled the air. The bottle had gotten around to Taylor by now, and I was on deck. Courtney and Grace were both cringing and coughing, but they were waiting, just like me and Heather. After my second shot, when it was going around a second time, Heather took her double dose and passed the bottle, then leaned over to me. “Thank you.”

I nodded. She didn’t need to say anything else. She wanted to forget whatever shit was going on, and that was my mission. We were going to get shit-faced. When Grace was handing the bottle off to Taylor, I said, “Another two times around. We need to finish the bottle, and then we can move on to mixed drinks.”

Courtney stuck her tongue out, shaking her head as Taylor took the tequila from her. “I thought tonight was about wine and gossip, and weren’t we going to do something Halloween-ish too?”

I shrugged. The pumpkins were still on the porch. “That’s the second round of events. Costumes and then heading out and dancing.”

Taylor moaned, finishing her shot, and slid the bottle across the table toward me. “Tell me this is the only round. Please.”

I beamed at her, snatching up the bottle. “Nope. Mixed drinks.” Then I tried to do a Heather and inhale two full shots at once. Goddamn! That burned. I couldn’t hold in my own moan, but Heather took the bottle.

She drank.

And drank.

And continued drinking.

The rest of the girls went from being surprised to understanding.

“Oh.” I heard a quiet murmur from Grace.

“No.” Heather pointed at each of them. “I don’t want your fucking pity.”

Taylor asked, softly, “What do you want from us?”

“This.” Heather took another shot, and even I was wincing. I was pretty sure we were already beyond what was a healthy amount to drink. She finished and blindly shoved the bottle in Courtney’s direction. “I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want lectures, or speeches, or inspirational pep talks. I want to get fuck-faced enough where I actually might get fucked on my face tonight.”

Grace grimaced, blinking rapidly at the same time. “That sounds painful, confusing, and strangely erotic at the same time.” She gave me the last of what was left in the bottle. “I think I’m turned on.”

There wasn’t much left, and before I could down it, Heather took it. She finished it, then put the bottle in the middle of the table. “Phase one”—a silent burp came out—“complete.” Her eyes were raw and the wall that hid her emotions was gone. I just saw the pain there as she whispered, “Next. Please.”

My arms lifted as if to hug her, but she saw them and her eyes hardened. “No.”

That one word kept me from reaching for her, and I lifted both to indicate the kitchen. I felt like I was an air traffic controller with that move. “Aaaaand everyone shuffle to the right. Long Island iced teas.” I sang the drink’s name and instantly they all relaxed into smiles. Everyone loved a Long Island iced tea. How could they not?

We probably didn’t need them, but who cared. I wanted us to figure out costumes before the shots hit our minds. If not, we might end up clubbing in just underwear and bras, thinking we were Underwear Wonder Woman or something. I didn’t want to worry about our pictures ending up in a sleazy tabloid. I was Mason Kade’s girlfriend. I never knew where or when someone might try and sell a photo of me.

“Okay.” I set out all the ingredients. “Everyone make your own drink, and then explore the house to find a Halloween costume.”

“We’re going dancing after this?” Taylor asked.

I nodded. “Did your other friends want to come?”

“Jason might. He might go somewhere else, but he can drive us there, if we need a driver.”

I’d planned on an Uber, but I was okay with that, at least this early in the night. “Sounds good. We can cab it home.”

Heather stepped outside, leaning against the wall, and reached in her pocket for her cigarettes.

Taylor said, “Logan told me.”

Nope. I wasn’t going to be that friend who talked about another friend the second they stepped away. I had earlier with Logan, but that was different. Taylor wasn’t like that either, so she wasn’t gossiping to be hurtful, but this could hurt Heather. If it’d been me, I would’ve felt there’d been enough talk by now. Talking wasn’t even necessary at this point.

I said, “I need to make my own drink too.”

“Yeah.” Taylor flashed me a grin. “Me too.”

We both reached for our glasses when Courtney and Grace stopped laughing. They had moved into the living room with their iced teas in hand. “Hey, Sam,” Courtney said.

“Yeah?” I said.

She gestured upstairs. “Any rooms that’s off limits for us? For the costumes?”

“Uh . . .” I exchanged a look with Taylor.

“Go to Nate’s. Definitely go to Nate’s room.”

Mason and his best friend Nate had lived with Logan and me last year. The two graduated, but their rooms and their things were still here. It was like a second or third home for both of them. I knew they’d be back often enough for visits, so it didn’t make sense to clean everything out. So most of Nate’s things had been left behind in his room.

They started giggling again, then Courtney coughed, trying for a stern face. “And where is that room?”

The tequila had officially arrived.