LaRose

I getcha, said Coochy, watching her stride off on her strong, short legs.

Good-bye, Professor Headupyourass, he called.

Josette went the long way, the mile down the highway, and turned down the Raviches’ drive. The dog barked three times, then recognized Josette, and came to meet her, head down, butt wagging. Maggie was there with LaRose. They were out on the grass, crouching over with tools. When they saw Josette, they threw down the tools. LaRose ran to her.

Hey, said Josette.

She had never really visited, just picked up LaRose.

Come on, said Maggie, trying to cram down a smile. Let’s go inside, get ice cream.

Actually, I wanted to ask your mom how to make a lawn.

They’re gone to town. C’mon, we’re hungry.

Josette followed them into the house. She’d never been past the front door. She looked all around, at the tan carpet, tan couch, at the brown and golden throw pillows, plumped and lined up.

This is where LaRose lives his other life, she thought.

There were old, polished, antiquey things. Heavy milk white pitchers. Carved wooden clocks and picture frames. In one of the pictures, LaRose and Maggie sat in front of Peter and Nola. They were dressed up and smiling—not stiffly but naturally, as though they had always been together. Josette passed her hand over a shining end table. Every piece of furniture was bare on top, or maybe had one decorative item on its surface. A glass horse. A series of dull green ceramic boxes, various sizes. The bookshelf had a few books arranged by what, color? All were stacked and aligned with exacting precision. The dining room table was bare. Not even a doily. The kitchen counters didn’t have random bottles of medicine or bread bags or tools spread across them. Everything was contained in cabinets. Maggie opened a cabinet door, to get cones. Josette saw clear storage jars containing various shapes of pasta. At first the house was like a movie set. An ad in a magazine. Then it began to weigh on her. Maggie took a box of ice cream out of the freezer drawer of the refrigerator. Josette peered over her shoulder and saw that freezer bags of vegetables were stacked and labeled. Maggie made cones of blackberry swirl ice cream, gave one to LaRose. She refolded the tabs on the box, replaced it. Then she rinsed the scoop and put it into the dishwasher. Josette was holding two ice cream cones, standing in the kitchen, when she began feeling weird.

Can we go back outside?

They went out the sliding glass back door, sat on deck chairs. Down on the grass Josette saw a pile of wilting dandelions, and that the tools had forked metal ends.

What were you doing?

We have to get a hundred dandelions every day, said LaRose.

Not every day, said Maggie.

Seems like it, said LaRose.

How many do you have? Josette felt slow-witted. The concept threw her.

Oh, we have seventy-eight already, said Maggie.

Then what do you guys do?

She shrugged. I dunno. Throw ’em in the big weed pile behind the barn. Then more grow on the lawn. Some people poison them but Mom lets the chickens out here. Can we come over to you guys’ house?

I like this flavor, said Josette. Won’t your folks be mad?

I can leave them a note, said Maggie.

Well, I still need to know how to make a lawn, said Josette. How do I make a lawn?

I don’t know, said Maggie. The lawn was always here.

Don’t make one, said LaRose. I’m not forking dandelions at two places.

Want to help us make a party? Graduation party for Hollis? I was thinking barbecue. That’s what the lawn is for.

Wish I could roll up this one, said Maggie. It never gets used.

Wish we could borrow it, said Josette.

She licked into the sugar cone, then ate the cone down to a tiny nib. The lawn was thick, green, soft-looking, like a blanket. Josette saw herself rolling it up piece by piece. She would carry the lawn over, light and airy, on her shoulder. She would spread it out behind the Iron house, take down the volleyball net, for a while at least. People would walk barefoot on the soft grass. There would be . . . oh, paper lanterns. All colors—coral, yellow, sky blue. Tiny lights inside of them.

You should wait for your parents, she said to Maggie. Come over later. Thanks for the cone. I’ve got to go.

Maggie didn’t like it, but after Josette left she went to the yard with LaRose and stabbed the dandelions.

Why do people hate dandelions so much?

You always ask that, said Maggie.

You never have a good answer.

It’s because I honestly do not know, said Maggie.

Dandelions are cheerful, and they try so hard.

I know, said Maggie, sitting back on her heels.

Let’s go on strike.

Strike? You mean quit.

Yeah.

Maggie took her dandelion fork and his dandelion fork. She hefted them and threw them in the woods.

I think that’s a good idea, she said, dusting off her hands. Let’s go on strike!

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