chapter 16
Brighid doesn’t want to talk in the Court, where anyone can hear us, so she leads me to her own private residence and a room she calls the Iron Hall. It’s a grand name for a very small chamber, not much more than a closet, but it has a beautiful round table, a pair of stools, a cask of dark beer, and two glasses waiting inside. The walls, door, floor, and ceiling are all covered in solid black iron.
“Casting a binding to keep our conversation private can conceivably be countered,” she explains, “but iron cannot. We will not be overheard here, and we can speak in comfort for as long as we wish. I needn’t be so formal either, where no one can see me. Would you like a beer?”
“That would be grand.”
She pours for us both and we clink glasses. “Sláinte.”
It’s wonderful stuff, something Goibhniu probably brewed, and I praise it before we return to business.
“Tell me of the Morrigan,” Brighid says.
“Right. It was more than two thousand years ago when the Morrigan approached me with a deal. I was seventy-two and had no nuts left in me sack. There is nothing worse than being old and miserable and hurting everywhere. I don’t recommend it. It was a cold-ass day in the darkest part of winter and she drops down from the sky, all naked and sexy, and I get annoyed that she’s blocking me view of the sunset—that’s how bad it was. Ye can die now, she says to me, or I can put ye on a Time Island, where ye might get to continue your life in some distant future. A far distant future, she says. And in that future, ye might get to be young again. All I had to do was deliver a message. I took the deal, o’ course, and here I am.”
“And the message?”
“It made no sense when she made me memorize it, because I didn’t know anything about these other pantheons, but here’s what I’m supposed to say, from the Morrigan’s own lips to your ears: ‘Brighid, I am dead now, either at the hands of the Olympians or by Vedic demons, and a great danger gathers among the Norse. I have seen terrible futures, and I tell you three times, the difference between life and death lies with the Svartálfar. Recruit them to our side at any cost.’ ”
When I fall silent, Brighid frowns. “That is all?”
“Aye.”
“Tell me everything else she said or did.”
“There’s not much else. She opened a portal behind me and said I would owe a great debt to Siodhachan, and then she pushed me through as I was about to tell her how I felt about that.”
“And Siodhachan knows nothing of this?”
“No. The message was for you, and you can tell him or not, as ye please. But he’s spent some time telling me about recent events, and I had to pretend to be surprised when he told me the Morrigan was dead.”
“I see. You have done the Tuatha Dé Danann a service. What would you have in return, Eoghan ó Cinnéide?”
I hadn’t expected a favor. I thought getting to extend my life was payment enough, but it would be a shame to pass on an opportunity like this.
“I have a question,” I says, “and I would like ye to answer it truthfully in that three-part voice o’ yours. Ye have my word I won’t repeat it to anyone.”
She eyes me warily and gives the faintest of nods. “Ask.”
“What do ye know about the death of Midhir?”
Brighid sits up straight with a jerk, and her eyes light up all blue. She speaks simultaneously in three different registers: “Nothing. I did not even know he was dead, nor did I realize anyone wished to kill him.”
She couldn’t lie with that voice. I can safely cross her off the list of suspects.
“He’s been dead for at least a couple weeks now, maybe more. He’s hangin’ upside down in his bedroom, strung up in iron chains with his throat cut.”
I catch her up on some of the things Siodhachan shared with me while I was touching up his tattoos—and I reveal to her that I’m his archdruid, figuring it’s safe to do so now that I’m sure she doesn’t have it out for him. When I finish, she sighs and says, “You’ve given me much to think about and much to investigate, but I will need to keep this secret until I know more. Therefore, you will present yourself formally at the Court this morning, say nothing of these things, and I will welcome you and give you my blessing to follow your own desires. What are they, by the way, now that you have discharged your duty to the Morrigan and to me?”
“I’d like to get back to the world and take on apprentices. We need more Druids.”
She looks surprised at first but then relaxes with a happy sigh. “I will have no trouble blessing that. It is precisely what I would wish myself.”
“Would it be rude of me,” I says, “to ask if I might dine with you and your boys? An informal thing, of course.”
“Not at all. I invite you now.”
“Excellent.”
She leaves me in the care of a steward while we wait for dawn. I’m able to grab a few hours’ sleep before it’s time to go to Court and pretend this is the first time we’ve spoken. I feel hundreds of eyes on me, judging and calculating and scheming already. I am judging them in return. In front of the Court, Brighid invites me to dine with her and a few others, and my acceptability is immediately established. Manannan Mac Lir extends an invitation to join him the next night, and I accept. I catch more sleep after that in preparation for the evening, and I have no doubt that Brighid is investigating Midhir’s estate as I do so.
Ogma joins us for dinner, which consists of some magnificent whiskey and some other things that I don’t remember but which were chewier than the whiskey. I’m paying far more attention to my company than to the food. Ogma sits on my right and Brighid to my left; facing us across the table are the brothers Goibhniu, Creidhne, and Luchta. They’re all dark-eyed and mischievous, but I think it’s the good-natured type of mischief they prefer. They seem to have made a wager amongst themselves as to what kind of weapon I’d ask them to make, even though no such idea had crossed me mind. Their disappointment when they learn that I have no epic project for them to tackle is so profound that I feel guilty.
“Wait,” Goibhniu says. “I know how to settle this. Eoghan, when you fight, what is your preferred weapon?”
“Well, I like to fight with me fists, if ye can believe it,” I say. “Especially now that the ache in me knuckles is gone.”
Creidhne whoops in victory. “That’s it! Brass knuckles! That’s my job, brothers! Victory is mine!”
“What’s all this, then?” I ask.
They confess that they cannot wait for more Druids to walk the earth, because we offer them new challenges as craftsmen.
“Goibhniu and I had such fun crafting Scáthmhaide for Granuaile,” Luchta says, “that we were a bit sad when we finished it.”
“I was left out of that project entirely,” Creidhne says, “but this will make up for it. I’ll take your measurements after dinner and we will speak of what might be done.”
Apparently I’m not to be given a choice in the matter. These boys are artists who love life for the beauty it shows them. They spend their days wondering how they can be creative rather than destructive. I have always secretly admired such people and their vision and wished I possessed a quarter measure of what their eyes perceive. I cross them off my list.
“So what do you do to keep yourself busy these days, Ogma?” I ask. He’s big and bald and fond of gold hoop earrings. At first I think that’s a tempting target for an opponent, but then I realize he wants you to reach for them and see what happens.
“These days I dance among the planes on behalf of Brighid, an ambassador of the Fae. Not the sort of heroic thing I was used to doing in the old days, but the other pantheons need to know the Tuatha Dé Danann are serious, and sending a liveried faery to represent us somehow doesn’t have the same gravitas.”
“Ah, I see. And you’re scouting, of course, while you’re there. Wherever you’ve been going, I mean.”
He looks at me, I think, for the first time. He’d been avoiding eye contact and until that moment had given the impression that sitting down to table with me was a duty rather than a pleasure. Suddenly, dinner was interesting.
“Of course,” he says, a small smile tugging on one side of his mouth.
“Because if ye want to lay the hurt on someone, it’s best to know where they’re hiding their soft bits.”
“Precisely.”
I raise my cup and says, “To punchin’ ’em in the pillows,” and he smiles heartily at that and drinks with me.
“Do you know of the Wendish gods?” he asks.
“No, I don’t even know the Wendish people.”
“They have largely disappeared as a distinct ethnicity, assimilated into Germanic and Slavic cultures,” he says. I don’t know those peoples either, but I hold me tongue and let him keep going. “Their pagan shrines were attacked and destroyed by surrounding Christians. They have been out of any significant worship for centuries and they’re very weak, so I cannot imagine why they would want to pick a fight with us. One of Brighid’s faeries went to their plane recently, however, and never came back. I went to investigate and just returned.”
And as he speaks of Wendish strengths and weaknesses on their plane, I can see that he’s a fine military mind, but it is straightforward thinking and lacks subtlety. He has no ideas about how to outthink and outmaneuver them, only about how to overpower them. It’s not that his ideas aren’t fine—I admire them and can’t find fault—it’s just that they are of a particular flavor, and it’s not the one I’m looking for. Ogma is clever, but he’s not a mastermind; he’s the competent guy the mastermind sends in to pound your organs into jelly.
I stay the night at Creidhne’s place after he’s finished measuring me hands and making molds and so on, and as I drift off to sleep, I catch myself wondering what Greta is doing. Even in my subjective timeline, it has been a long while since I cared enough about anyone to wonder such things. I wonder next if I might be the only man who ever made a deal with the Morrigan and came out ahead.