Jennifer sets a newspaper down in front of me. A headline is circled in red. Captive Films’ Riley Johnson’s Baby Mama Drama.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” I yell.
“The article got a lot of other stuff right,” Jennifer says as I start reading.
Captive Films’ Riley Johnson’s Baby Mama Drama
Well, people. The goings-on at Captive Films just continue to get more exciting. We’ve learned that the playboy CEO, fresh back from his crazy Vegas publicity stunt with Knox Daniels, Jennifer Edwards, and his equally sexy brother, Dawson, is going to be a father.
The baby mama is a cocktail waitress at one of the establishments Riley frequents. Our source tells us that RBM (Riley’s Baby Mama) was his date for all three of the world-wide premieres for The Keatyn Chronicles trilogy. Although it’s doubtful RBM will be hearing wedding bells soon with this notorious bachelor, the sounds of a wailing child should keep her occupied.
Speaking of babies, Captive Films’ CLO Dallas MacMahon welcomed a new addition to his family just yesterday. Mama and Baby number FIVE are said to be doing well.
Excitement surrounds this group. We’re told by a source at the hospital that Dallas was out of town partying with Keatyn, Knox, and Riley when his wife went into labor. After a call that involved a whole lot of yelling, the friends flew home as fast as they could and were helicoptered to the hospital just in time for the birth.
All I know is this. I am not stepping foot in Captive Films. That pregnancy thing might just be catching.
Which brings me to my next revelation.
Hold on to your skirts, ladies. This is big news.
I believe I may have been wrong. (I know, right? That never happens.)
But my being wrong leads to a whole lot of right.
Because this is juicy.
I have come to the conclusion that Keatyn’s recent breast enhancement may NOT have been the result of plastic surgery.
I’m going on record. I’m going to be the first to call it.
Keatyn Douglas is pregnant.
Upon further inspection of all the photos from the recent Daddy’s Angel event, where Keatyn clung to Knox Daniels all night in a beautiful, tight Herve Leger bandage dress, I realized that I was too focused on her boobs to notice her small baby bump. Check out this side shot. Do you see what I see?
Let the baby bump frenzy begin!
Now the question becomes—what kind of baby daddy drama will Keatyn have? Is the father of her child her fiancé, vintner Aiden Arrington, or is it Knox Daniels, her sexy costar, with whom her tangled relationship has burned bright for years?
Can you even imagine how beautiful a Knox—Keatyn spawn would be?
With Knox and Keatyn set to be on location together over the next few months, I predict that the two will work out their issues, that Keatyn will break her engagement, and Knox and Jennifer Edwards’ fledgling relationship will fail.
Then the question will become—when will Knox and Keatyn get married?
And can I pretty please get an invitation?
P.S. I take back my earlier statement. I’d totally brave the halls of Captive Films if it meant I could get knocked up by Knox freaking Daniels or one of the Johnson brothers.
After reading it, I look at Jennifer. “What else did the article get right, besides the part about Dallas?”
“Knox dumped me.”
“Sugar,” Knox says, tilting his head at her.
She flips him off.
Then smiles at him.
“We made a mutual decision to be friends since we are going to be working together,” Knox says, sounding like he’s reading from an official press release.
Jennifer rolls her eyes. “So what do you guys think? Is Keatyn just bloated? I mean, we all have our days. It’s called being a woman. Or do you think she might really be pregnant?”
We all give her the same blank look, which makes us appear totally guilty.
“No shit? Wait a second. That fundraiser we got invited to. Are she and Aiden getting married?!” she screeches.
“Shh!” Knox covers her mouth with his hand just as Vanessa and my brother burst through the door.
“The more the merrier,” I say sarcastically.
“Did you see this?” Vanessa asks, tossing the paper on my desk. “Is it true? Did you knock up the skank?”
“I’m not sure she qualifies as a skank,” I defend.
“She offered to have a threesome with Ariela ten seconds after she met her. What would you call her?”
“Adventurous?” Dallas offers, causing everyone else to laugh. But then he continues. “Vanessa, why don’t you and I go to my office and discuss the situation since there are numerous legal issues involved.”
“Fine,” she says with a huff, then points at me. “Don’t think you’re off the hook for not telling me about this.”
“I just found out last night myself!”
“Whatever,” she says, marching off.
“Looks like it’s been a busy morning here,” Dawson says, sitting on the sofa after pouring himself coffee.
“Where have you been?”
“The girls have their school visit today. I told you I’d be late.”