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Jillian and Brian booked the honeymoon suite for the night. They had dropped their bags off before the wedding with the intention of changing midway during the reception, but now things had changed. Once in their suite, they both stripped out of their soaked clothes while laughing hysterically.
She glanced down to his groin and then noticed something a little unusual. "You look different."
Brian covered up with his hands and stared at her as he said, "I, uh…"
"You shaved down there didn’t you?"
"Not shaved," he said weakly. "It was supposed to be a surprise for later."
"You look so cute. Let me see it."
"Waxed," he added hesitantly.
"You waxed…show me."
Brian sighed and moved his hands away. Jillian slipped down to her knees for a closer look. "Oh wow. It looks great." She glanced up to his face. "When did you get this done?"
"On Tuesday. Remember that string of a couple days when I couldn't sit down?"
"Oh, yeah."
Brian said, "Victoria took me to her spa. They gave me the whole treatment. It was a complete nightmare."
"I wondered what's going on with you. Usually you're running around the house with you penis hanging out."
He nodded. Jillian returned her gaze to it. She lifted his penis up and cupped his balls with her other hand. "It looks huge, and your balls are so clean—just like a baby’s bottom."
"Speaking of a baby’s bottom," Brian began. He gave her a smug look as he continued, "They did the back as well."
"No way. Let me see."
He turned and bent over. She moved close to him and checked out everything from the back. She parted his cheeks slightly, felt his balls from the back, and then wore a big smile as she said, "I just got wet…I mean my, you know."
Brian was getting a little excited himself as she continued running her hands all over his newly hair free areas.
"I'm so going to be all over you later. And I'm not going to drink much. I want to remember it all. This is going to be fun."
She stood, and he turned toward her with his erection huge and sticking straight out. They both looked down to it equally impressed. He said, "It does look bigger doesn't it?"
She said breathlessly, "It does."
"I don’t think I'm going to be able to fit that in my pants without, uh…"
Jillian looked up to his face as she said, "They kind of have to wait for us anyway. What's a few more minutes?" He nodded, and she added, "Just a quick one. Even though I can't wait to get my mouth down there…Let's just—"
Brian scooped her up into his arms before she could finish. He carried her to the bed and placed her down carefully. She spread her legs, and he was inside of her in less than two seconds. They stared into each other's eyes as he slowly made love to her. She moaned, and he quickened his pace.
"I've missed you," she said.
She wrapped her arms around his neck as he reached his hands down to scoop her up by her ass cheeks. He lifted her like she weighed next to nothing and he began moving her up and down over him in that standing position. When they were done he held her tight as they stared into each other's eyes, struggling to catch their breath.
Jillian looked as if she were in pain as she said, "Ouch…Okay, put me down."
Brian released his grasp and allowed her to slip to the floor. She said, "That was amazing, but now we have to move."
She took off into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and screamed, "Oh my gosh. Have you seen my hair?"
"It doesn’t look that bad."
Jillian stepped out of the bathroom and stared at him with her hair a complete mess. "Put your suit on and get down there. Send Victoria up. Tell her it's an emergency."
She put on a bra and panties, and then went back into the bathroom to battle her hair, as he quickly got dressed. He poked his head into the bathroom, and her hair somehow now looked even worse. He tried to hide his expression, but she saw his look and asked, "What?"
He glanced in the mirror and recovered by saying, "I just got a look at my own hair. Shit."
Jillian glanced at him and scoffed. He worked gel into his hair, quickly pulled a comb through it, and then took off. He paused, slipped back into the bathroom and then kissed her. "I love you. You look amazing."
Brian located the guests in the banquet space, which had been rearranged quickly to accommodate the wedding. The minister and wedding party stood in the front, and all the guests who remained after the fracas were in their seats. He rushed to Victoria. "She needs you up there now. It's her hair. It's bad, really bad."
Victoria took off. Brian made the rounds to check on all the guests. He thanked the minister for his patience and fifteen minutes later Victoria appeared wearing a smile. Brian looked sharp in his dark blue suit with a yellow tie, which matched Jillian's stylish yellow one-shoulder stretch satin sheath dress, which she had planned to wear for the reception. Brian beamed for the second time in less than an hour as the three-piece orchestra repeated their processional song. Jim felt his emotions getting the best of him once again as he glanced at Victoria and then to Jillian. He moved his eyes to the crowd instead and took a deep breath in order to pull himself together.
The service was moving and concise. When it came time to say their vows, they had prepared their own. Brian spoke first, "Jillian, before I met you I was lost inside the confusion of my own thoughts. As soon as I saw you, everything became clear, and I fell in love. As I grew to know you better, I fell deeper." Jillian stared at him with her emotions welling up inside. Both Victoria and Jim were losing it as well. Brian continued, "I'll spend the rest of my days trying to be the man you deserve. I love you completely."
Jillian took a deep breath. "Brian, when you met me I was a basket case. I couldn't write a word. I couldn't think. I needed something, someone to show me the way. You showed me that life could be amazing and that love could be special again. I thank God every day for delivering you to me. I'll love you always."
Victoria and Jim didn't stand a chance as they curled their lips. And as the crowd looked on immersed in the ceremony, you could count the dry eyes in the place on one hand.