Paradox (FBI Thriller #22)

WILLICOTT BOOK FESTIVAL

Remus McGurk called the nearly eighty children to sit cross-legged in a semicircle on the floor in front of him. The tent was large enough to accommodate all of them and their parents. McGurk settled himself in a big armchair. Sherlock soon realized he was a master showman, mesmerizing the children with a brand-new Captain Carr Corbin and Orkett adventure in a deep, booming voice. Every young eye was fastened on him, enthralled. Remus McGurk was at least twenty years older than his author’s photo on his book jackets and looked, in fact, a great deal like Santa, with his head of thick white hair and comfortable paunch. Unlike Santa, he was wearing a yellow nineteenth-century lawman duster over jeans, a Star Trek command red shirt that stretched over his belly, and shiny black boots. Like Sherlock, parents, both standing and seated on the grass, seemed to be enjoying the show.

Sherlock didn’t speak to any of the other parents, she was too much on alert watching over Marty and Sean. She spotted a young man with dark hair and a long face, wearing chinos and an untucked plaid shirt, who didn’t look like a parent. She looked for any sign of a gun under his shirt, looked to see if he was showing any interest in Sean or simply watching the spellbound children, listening to their gasps and laughter, amused at their absolute focus on McGurk. Was she being paranoid? Maybe, but all she had to do was think about the man standing over Sean with a gun and a knife, and she didn’t care. The young man pulled something out of his shirt pocket. She was ready to take him down—no, it was a small notebook. She watched him write as he looked and listened. A reporter? She drew a deep breath, heard Sean’s laughter when McGurk read how Captain Corbin threw a bar of chocolate in the air and Orkett caught it in his mouth and made great chewing noises. She found herself wondering if Remus McGurk was a pseudonym, decided it had to be. She listened with half an ear to the scary situation Captain Corbin was in. Not to worry, Orkett came to the rescue. He gnawed through his ropes, freeing Captain Corbin to drive off the bad alien who was trying to steal all the water on the planet Ark. McGurk bowed, and the children went wild, clapping and cheering.

She heard a dad whisper to his neighbor, “Guess what the kids are going to demand for lunch?” They laughed. “Yeah, I’ll have to keep my boy from feeding chocolate to the dog.”

Sherlock wanted to tell him to make a big point of the chocolate, when she saw a man step into Tent A and stand quietly, looking at the mob of children. He was wearing dark sunglasses and a ball cap, but Sherlock saw he was searching through the excited children talking and shoving as they formed a long line with their parents for McGurk to sign their books. Was he looking for his own child? He didn’t look like a parent. Sherlock kept a hand on each child’s shoulder as the line moved slowly forward until they had nearly reached McGurk. She looked again at the man in the sunglasses and cap, and knew to her gut he was staring at Sean. She turned to the woman behind her, large, fit, with no-nonsense mother’s eyes, herding three young children. Sherlock jerked her creds out of her pocket and lowered her voice. “I’m FBI. Please keep an eye on this little boy and girl. You can all speak to Mr. McGurk together.” She lowered her voice. “I have to go check on someone.”

The woman looked squarely at Sherlock. “Go. I’ve got them.”

Sherlock worked her way through the crowd, circling around behind the man. He was walking slowly toward the children, toward Sean. It was still crowded, kids with signed books pressed to their chests milling around, not wanting to leave. Sherlock’s heart pounded despite her brain telling her he certainly couldn’t hope to take Sean here, in this tent, surrounded by other children and dozens of parents. It would be madness.

She managed to get behind him, no more than three people between them. She couldn’t make out his features with the sunglasses and the ball cap, but he moved young, like the man who’d stood over Sean. He was also slight—like the man who’d stood over Sean. Wait, hadn’t he been taller? She couldn’t be sure. He stopped, pulled something out of his jacket, and Sherlock went for her Glock. He held up a large solid bar of chocolate, waved it around, shouted, “All of you know Orkett loves chocolate. Whoever can tell me how old Orkett is wins this incredible nut-filled five-pound chocolate bar!”

The children moved like a tsunami toward him, yelling out numbers. A little boy screamed, “Twenty-one! He grew up!”

A little girl, not to be outdone, shouted, “No, Orkett’s only a puppy! He wets the floor!”

Parents trailed indulgently after their kids as they shouted out numbers, obviously thinking this was part of the McGurk show. And was it? Sherlock saw the woman she’d asked to watch Sean and Marty, keeping a tight rein on them as well as her own three. She wasn’t laughing with the other parents, she was watchful.

Suddenly the man turned, saw Sherlock was close, and without hesitation, he threw the candy bar to her. She automatically caught it. He yelled, “She’s got Orkett’s chocolate! She’ll pick the winner!” Dozens of excited, yelling children, their parents behind them, changed direction on a dime and swarmed toward her. Sherlock quickly lost sight of him. She threw the chocolate bar as far as she could toward Mr. McGurk, who was staring at the spectacle, looking bewildered and a bit pissed at losing his worshipful audience. Sherlock slipped past the throng of people and made her way out of the tent. She heard a little girl yell, “I’ve got it! Orkett’s chocolate bar!”

Outside the tent, she stopped, panting, looked around, but she didn’t see him. There were too many people blocking her view. She wondered if she caught a glimpse of him ducking behind a lemonade and cookie kiosk. She heard Sean shouting behind her, “Mama! This lady won’t let us go! Help!”

Sherlock slowly turned back. She doubted she’d have caught him, not in this mad jumble of people. Ditch the ball cap and the sunglasses, and she wouldn’t know him from Orkett. She calmed as she turned back to see the woman holding Sean’s arm in one hand and Marty’s in the other, her own three kids staring at her, their eyes big. Sherlock trotted up to them. “I’m here, Sean. She was keeping an eye on you two for me. Please thank her, kids.”

Sean and Marty gave Sherlock a confused look, but they thanked her. The woman said low, “Did you think that man with the candy bar was up to something? Maybe a pedophile?”

Sherlock swallowed. “I don’t know, it’s possible. Thank you very much. I’m Agent Sherlock.” She stuck out her hand.

“I’m Maureen Jernigan.”

Sherlock shook her strong, capable hand and gave her a card. “Mrs. Jernigan, if there is ever anything you need, call me.”

Maureen studied the card, but only for a moment because her little girl was pulling on her leg, demanding a chocolate bar with nuts, like that man was waving around. Maureen was soon trotting away with her children. She turned her head, gave Sherlock a smile, and disappeared into a crowd.

Sherlock took Sean’s and Marty’s hands. “Time for lunch. Is Mr. McGurk going to join us for barbecue?”

Marty shook her head. “I asked him when he signed my book. He said he was meeting Captain Corbin for lunch and couldn’t let him down. I told him Captain Corbin wasn’t real, Mr. McGurk had made him up, and he gave me that look, like Grandpa does. But then he smiled and patted my head and called me precocious. What does that mean?”

“It means you’re too smart to be almost five years old,” Sherlock said. “Okay, kids, we’re on our own. What would you like for lunch? Barbecue or tacos?”

Say tacos, please say tacos.

“Is Papa coming with us?”

“I don’t think so, Sean. He’s still meeting with his friends.”