In the Unlikely Event

“I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to dance,” Mason said. “Nobody told me.”

 

 

“We’re chaperones,” Steve told him. “You know what that means? Or don’t they teach you that in junior year?”

 

“Okay, Steve,” Phil said, standing between him and Mason. “We get it. Off-limits. It’s your house. You get to set the rules.”

 

Too late, Mason realized it had been a mistake to come to Steve’s house so he hightailed it up the stairs. In the kitchen Dr. Osner was scooping Breyers ice cream into two bowls. “Everything all right?” Dr. Osner asked.

 

“Yes, sir,” Mason answered. “Everything is fine.” He hoped Dr. Osner wouldn’t recognize him from that day his brother had dragged him to his office, his face swollen with a toothache. His brother’s girlfriend worked for Dr. Osner, but no one was supposed to know they were going together. Something about Christina’s family being Greek and Jack’s being Irish. Their secret was safe with him. He had plenty of secrets, and he kept them all to himself.

 

He grabbed his jacket and was out of there, glad his dog was spending the night at Phil’s house. What really bothered him was that he didn’t know he was doing anything wrong when he’d danced with that girl. He’d caught a glimpse of her doing the Lindy with some boy who barely came up to her chin and he’d liked the way she looked, liked the dimple in her cheek when she smiled, the long hair flying. He just got a feeling that it would be nice to hold her. When he did, she didn’t talk, didn’t say a word. And neither did he. Just the music and the feel of her in his arms. Yeah. That was all. She didn’t flirt, didn’t play games, just moved with him. Just that.

 

Miri

 

Suzanne was spending the night at Robo’s house on Byron Avenue. So Natalie’s father drove Miri home. Miri was sure when Mr. and Mrs. Boros named their daughter “Roberta” they never expected her to be called Robo.

 

She enjoyed having Dr. O to herself. “What’s new and exciting, Miss Mirabelle?” He had a special name for her, but when it came to new and exciting she couldn’t tell him about the mystery boy, so she didn’t say anything.

 

“Still working on the school paper?” Dr. O asked, and he seemed really interested.

 

“Yes, but we never get to cover any exciting stories. Just the same old Christmas pageant and the annual food drive.”

 

“Say you were interviewing me,” he said. “What would you ask?”

 

“I’d ask what made you become a dentist.”

 

He laughed. “Really, you’re interested in teeth?”

 

“I’m interested in people.”

 

“That’s what I like about being a dentist,” he said. “My patients.”

 

Miri was his patient. So was the rest of her family. “Were you always checking your friends’ teeth when you were young, saying, ‘Open wide’?”

 

He laughed again. “I was more interested in music. But my brothers were dentists. They encouraged me to go to dental school. We practiced together for a while.”

 

“Where are they now?”

 

He hesitated. “They moved away.”

 

“Do you miss them?”

 

“Yes, I do.”

 

They pulled up to Miri’s house. “Thanks for the ride,” she called, getting out of the car.

 

“My pleasure, Miss Mirabelle.”

 

Dr. O was everyone’s favorite, which is why Miri couldn’t help wishing she had a father just like him. Somewhere Miri had a father but she didn’t know where. What kind of guy leaves his seventeen-year-old pregnant girlfriend and never even sees his baby?

 

She’d asked Rusty more than once when she was little, “Where is my daddy? Who is my daddy?”

 

She could tell, even then, Rusty wasn’t going to answer that question.

 

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth Daily Post

 

JOY TO THE WORLD

 

DEC. 15—The blanket of snow dumped on Elizabeth over the past two days seems not to have deterred bundle-laden shoppers. With Christmas lights strung across streets, stores gaily decorated for the season, and the ever-present sound of carols, shoppers seemed bent on proving they could have a good time no matter what the weather.

 

Leaving their cars behind because of dangerous driving conditions, they waited last night for buses downtown on Broad Street, contributing to the heavy burden already placed on public transportation during and after Friday’s snowstorm.

 

“It’s Christmas,” said Myrtle Carter, trying to balance her packages while keeping track of two young children. “Joy to the world, and all that.”

 

 

 

 

 

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