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“I don’t like coming here,” the orc woman remarked as she handed over the herb bag. She wasn’t tall for an orc, but still she towered over her diminutive counterpart.

 

“We are at peace, Jessa,” Nanfoodle the gnome replied. He pulled open the bag and produced one of the roots, bringing it up under his long nose and taking a deep inhale of it. “Ah, the sweet mandragora,” he said. “Just enough can take your pain.”

 

“And your painful thoughts,” the orc said. “And make of you a fool … like a dwarf swimming in a pool of mead, thinking to drink himself to dry ground.”

 

“Only five?” Nanfoodle asked, sifting through the large pouch.

 

“The other plants are full in bloom,” Jessa replied. “Only five, you say! I expected to find none, or one … hoped to find two, and said a prayer to Gruumsh for a third.”

 

Nanfoodle looked up from the pouch, but not at the orc, his absent gaze drifted off into the distance, and his mind whirled behind it. “Five?” he mused and glanced at his beakers and coils. He tapped a bony finger to his small, pointy white beard, and after a few moments of screwing up his tiny round face this way and that, he decided, “Five will finish the task.”

 

“Finish?” Jessa echoed. “Then you will dare to do it?”

 

Nanfoodle looked at her as if she were being ridiculous. “Well along the way,” he assured her.

 

A wicked little grin curled Jessa’s lips up so high they seemed to catch the twisting strands of yellow hair, a single bouncing curl to either side, that framed her flat, round face and piggish nose. Her light brown eyes twinkled with mischief.

 

“Do you have to enjoy it so?” the gnome scolded.

 

But Jessa twirled aside with a laugh, immune to his words. “I enjoy excitement,” the young priestess explained. “Life is so boring, after all.” She spun to a stop and pointed to the herb pouch, still held by Nanfoodle. “And so do you, obviously.”

 

The gnome looked down at the potentially poisonous roots. “I have no choice in the matter.”

 

“Are you afraid?”

 

“Should I be?”

 

“I am,” Jessa said, though her blunt tone made it seem more a welcomed declaration than an admission. She nodded somberly in deference to the gnome. “Long live the king,” she said as she curtsied. Then she departed, taking care to pick her way back to the embassy of the Kingdom of Many-Arrows without drawing any more than the usual attention afforded an orc walking the corridors of Mithral Hall.

 

Nanfoodle took up the roots and moved to his jars and coils, set on a wide bench at the side of his laboratory. He took note of himself in the mirror that hung on the wall behind the bench, and even struck a pose, thinking that he looked quite distinguished in his middle age—which of course meant that he was well past middle age! Most of his hair was gone, except for thick white clumps above his large ears, but he took care to keep those neatly trimmed, like his pointy beard and thin mustache, and to keep the rest of his large noggin cleanly shaved. Well, except for his eyebrows, he thought with a chuckle as he noted that some of the hairs there had grown so long that their curl could be clearly noted.

 

Nanfoodle took up a pair of spectacles and pinched them onto his nose as he finally pulled himself from the mirror. He tilted his head back to get a better viewing angle through the small round magnifiers as he carefully adjusted the height of the oiled wick.

 

The heat had to be just right, he reminded himself, for him to extract the right amount of crystal poison.

 

He had to be precise, but in looking at the hourglass at the end of the bench, he realized that he had to be quick, as well.

 

King Bruenor’s mug awaited.

 

 

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