Fat Tuesday

There was no roof, but despite its open-air interior, the public toilet smelled badly in need of cleaning. Burke held his breath as he went in.

It was dark inside because the light fixture had been broken. The vandalism had probably gone unreported to City Park maintenance.

There weren't too many men crazy enough to be in here after sundown, and those who were preferred darkness.

When Burke went in, only one other man was in the room. He was standing at a urinal, his back to the entrance. He must have heard Burke come in, but he didn't even glance over his shoulder at the sound of approaching footsteps.

Burke moved to the urinal next to the one being used. The man beside him finished but didn't immediately zip up. He turned his head slightly in Burke's direction and somewhat shyly remarked, "Sort of spooky in here."

Burke zipped his fly and turned toward the other man."Sure as hell is.

Never know who you might bump into."

Gregory James slumped against the wall and grappled with his zipper, groaning, "Basile."

"Aren't you glad to see me?"

"Shit."

"Guess not." Burke took the slender young man's arm and pushed him toward the exit.

Gregory balked."I haven't done anything. You can't arrest me."

"I ought to take you in just for being stupid. How'd you know I wasn't a Jeffrey Dahmer? Or a redneck out to roll myself a queer. One of these days they'll be spooning your parts into a body bag. You're gonna make a move on the wrong guy and wind up minced meat."

"Don't bust me, Basile," he pleaded."Swear to God, I've learned my lesson."

"Sure you have. That's why you're lurking around in City Park rest rooms in the middle of the night."

"I was just taking a leak."

"Save it, Gregory. You're lying through your teeth. I've been following you, so I know you've been seeing action, friend. Lots of it."

"That's not true! I've cleaned up my act."

"Like hell. The guy you hustled last night looked like a minor to me.

If I hadn't been on other business, I would have hauled you in, and they could've thrown a book of felonies at you."

"Oh, Jesus," the young man sobbed dryly."If you bust me " "They'll lock you up and throw away the key this time. You're a menace to society."

Desperate now, the younger man began to beg."Please, Basile. Cut me some slack. I've done you favors in the past, haven't I? Remember all the times I helped you?"

"To save your ass from arrest."

"Please, Basile, give me a break." Burke pretended to mull it over, then said brusquely, "Let's go, pretty boy."

Gregory wailed.

"Shut up," Burke ordered, giving him a shake."I'm not going to bust you, but I'm taking you home and seeing you inside, so at least I'll know your neighborhood is safe for the rest of the night."

Gregory thanked Burke repeatedly as they made their way toward Burke's car. Gregory lived alone a few blocks from the park, in a two-story townhouse that had been fashionably refurbished. The house and courtyard garden were kept in excellent condition despite the owner's frequent absences when he was serving time for sex offenses.

Burke escorted Gregory past the beveled glass front door and into the foyer."You don't have to come in with me," Gregory told him."I'm not going out again. Swear."

"Your parents taught you better manners, Gregory. Offer me a cup of coffee or something."

Tense and jittery and obviously mistrustful of Burke's intentions, he agreed quickly."Right. Good idea. I should have thought of it myself.

Don't know what I was thinking."

"You were thinking of getting rid of me, so you could go out and try to score again tonight."

"You have a suspicious nature, Basile," said Gregory with mild reproof as he led Burke into the kitchen.

"Because I've dealt with too many lying criminals like you."

"I'm not a criminal."





"Oh, yeah?" Burke straddled one of the bar stools backward and watched his host assemble the coffeemaker."Let's see if memory serves. I recall a child-molestation case."

"He was sixteen, and it was consensual. The charges were dropped."

"Because your daddy paid off the kid's parents. Then I remember a string of public-exposure arrests."

"Nothing serious. I got probation."

"You wienie waggers are a pathetic lot, you know that, Gregory?"

"If you're going to be verbally abusive, I'll file charges of police harassment against you."

"Be my guest. I'll call your daddy, tell him you're up to your old tricks, and he'll stop paying for this swell place he's set you up in."

Gregory gnawed the inside of his cheek."Okay, you win. But you're a bastard, Basile."

"So I've been told."

Burke didn't enjoy badgering him, but Gregory James had made himself an easy target of derision. His was the classic story of a young man who hadn't lived up to his wealthy family's standards and expectations.

His eldest brother, after successfully playing major-league baseball for a few seasons, had assumed control of the family's industrial empire and added millions to its coffers. The second brother was a neurosurgeon of world renown.

Gregory had broken this chain of overachievement. He probably wouldn't have graduated from the university if his father hadn't bought him a degree by making a sizable grant to the school. Gregory then entered the seminary, the consensus being that a cleric was needed to round out the family. They were counting on a cardinal at least. Gregory endured the seminary for a year and a half before deserting that ambition, having discovered that his penchant for sexual misconduct was incompatible with a life of religious devotion. To distance themselves from his disgrace, the James clan banished him to New York, where he attended drama school.

It was there that Gregory had finally found a niche. He actually had a talent for acting and had performed in several off-Broadway productions before being arrested for performing an indecent act with another man in a public phone booth in Penn Station. Once again his wealthy father interceded, and the charges were dropped. Gregory returned home, shrouded in scandal.

This was the final straw for the Jameses, who washed their hands of son number three, although they continued to pay the bills on this townhouse. Burke figured they'd rather be out the expense than have Gregory living with them and have to confront their singular failure on a daily basis.

Gregory served the coffee."Would you care for anything in that?

Cream, sugar, a liqueur?"

"No thanks, this is fine." Gregory sat down across the bar from Burke, who could tell that the younger man was nervous."How come you're so jumpy, Gregory?"

"I can't figure out why you're here." "Consider it a social call. As you said, we go way back."

Gregory James was one of the drug division's best snitches. He was an active participant in the French Quarter's nightlife and circled in the same orbit with drug dealers, although he wasn't a user himself. He had often swapped information in exchange for leniency toward his vice of choice.

"You'd have been a real asset to the department if we could have kept you out of jail," Burke remarked as he sipped his coffee.

"Earlier you called me a criminal. I take umbrage at that, Basile," he said peevishly."I'm not a criminal."

"Then what are you?"

"A patient. I have a ... a problem."

"That's a given."

"I'm suffering an acute emotional disorder that has roots in my childhood My family's values are skewed. I was forced to be competitive with my brothers when it's not in my nature to be. They were beastly to me."

"Gee, Gregory, you're breaking my heart." "It's true! The prison psychiatrist said my problem was psychological."

"So was Ted Bundy's."

"It's not my fault!" the younger man exclaimed."It's an urge I can't control. I can't help it that I ... do ... what I sometimes ... do."

"Uh-huh. That's become a popular defense these days. Because Mommy made me wear white socks and Daddy liked Diet Dr. Pepper I whacked em both." Burke sneered in disgust."(,uys like you make me sick. You whine around, blaming everybody else for your actions. You're a grown-up now, Gregory. You are accountable for what you do."

Suddenly he came to his feet and grabbed a handful of Gregory's shirt collar."I've changed my mind. I'm taking you in." "No! No, Basile!

Please. You promised!"

"I did?"

"Yes."

"I don't remember promising."

"You did."

Burke released him slowly and returned to his stool. He fixed a hard stare on Gregory and held it for so long that Gregory began to fidget in his seat. Finally, he looked helplessly at Burke.

"What?"

"I was just thinking." He continued to stare at the younger man as he took another sip of coffee. Lowering his cup, he said, "Maybe I could conveniently forget that I saw you with that minor last night.

Maybe I could overlook that you made a move on me in a park rest room tonight. I might be willing to let it go this time."

"If ..."

"If you do me a small favor." Gregory's expression turned wary."What kind of favor?"

"I can't discuss it with you until we strike a deal."

"That's not fair."

"Hell, no, it's not fair. But that's the gig, take it or leave it."

"Would I be working with Mac McCuen?"

"Why?" Burke winked at him."Got a crush on Mac?"

"Fuck you, Basile."

"Not in this lifetime, pal. I've noticed you ogling Mac, but if your heart is set on him, you just as well forget it. He's got a hot-to-trot wife who thinks his cock is a magic wand. Now, do we have a deal. Or not, because the offer is only good for another thirty seconds."

"If I say yes ..."

"You get off the hook this time. Otherwise we go uptown right now, and I book you."

"On what charge?"

"Soliciting me for sex in the men's room in the park. Twenty seconds."

"I didn't!"

"Because I didn't give you a chance."

"So you can't charge me."

"Of course I can. Who're they gonna believe, you or me?"

"Shit."

"Ten seconds."