The Bourbon Kings

Lizzie frowned and leaned forward over the wheel.

 

The ambulance that had passed her was heading up the flank of the BFE hill, its red and white lights strobing along the alley of maple trees.

 

“Oh, God,” she breathed.

 

She prayed it wasn’t who she thought it was.

 

But come on, her luck couldn’t be that bad.

 

And wasn’t it sad that that was the first thing that came to her mind instead of worry over whoever was hurt/sick/passed out.

 

Proceeding on by the monogrammed, wrought-iron gates that were just closing, she took her right-hand turn about three hundred yards later.

 

As an employee, she was required to use the service entrance with her vehicles, no excuses, no exceptions.

 

Because God forbid a vehicle with an MSRP of under a hundred thousand dollars be seen in front of the house—

 

Boy, she was getting bitchy, she decided. And after Derby, she was going to have to take a vacation before people thought she was going through menopause two decades too early.

 

The sewing machine under the Yaris’s hood revved up as she shot down the level road that went around the base of the hill. The cornfield came first, the manure already laid down and churned over in preparation for planting. And then there were the cutting gardens filled with the first of the perennials and annuals, the heads of the early peonies fat as softballs and no darker than the blush on an ingenue’s cheeks. After those, there were the orchid houses and nurseries, followed by the outbuildings with the farm and groundskeeping equipment in them, and then the lineup of two-and three-bedroom, fifties-era cottages.

 

That were as variable and stylish as a set of sugar and flour tins on a Formica counter.

 

Pulling into the staff parking lot, she got out, leaving her cooler, her hat and her bag with her sunscreen behind.

 

Jogging over to groundskeeping’s main building, she entered the gasoline-and oil-smelling cave through the open bay on the left. The office of Gary McAdams, the head groundsman, was off to the side, the cloudy glass panes still translucent enough to tell her that lights were on and someone was moving around in there.

 

She didn’t bother to knock. Shoving open the flimsy door, she ignored the half-naked Pirelli calendar pinups. “Gary—”

 

The sixty-two-year-old was just hanging up the phone with his bear-paw hand, his sunburned face with its tree-bark skin as grim as she had ever seen it. As he looked across his messy desk, she knew who the ambulance was for even before he said the name.

 

Lizzie put her hands to her face and leaned back against the doorjamb.

 

She felt so sorry for the family, of course, but it was impossible not to personalize the tragedy and want to go throw up somewhere.

 

The one man she never wanted to see again … was going to come home.

 

She might as well get a stop watch.

 

 

 

 

 

New York, New York

 

 

“Come on. I know you want me.”

 

Jonathan Tulane Baldwine looked around the hip that was propped next to his stack of poker chips. “Ante up, boys.”

 

“I’m talking to you.” A pair of partially covered, fully fake breasts appeared over the fan of cards in his hands. “Hello.”

 

Time to feign interest in something, anything else, Lane thought. Too bad the one-bedroom, mid-floor, Midtown apartment was a bachelor pad done in nothing-that-wasn’t-functional. And why bother staring into the faces of what was left of the six bastards they’d started playing with eight hours ago. None of them had proved worthy of anything more than keeping up with the high stakes.

 

Deciphering their tells, even as an avoidance strategy, wasn’t worth the eye strain at seven-thirty in the morning.

 

“Helllllloooo—”

 

“Give it up, honey, he’s not interested,” someone muttered.

 

“Everybody’s interested in me.”

 

“Not him.” Jeff Stern, the host and roommate, tossed in a thousand dollars’ worth of chips. “Ain’t that right, Lane?”

 

“Are you gay? Is he gay?”

 

Lane moved the queen of hearts next to the king of hearts. Shifted the jack next to the queen. Wanted to push the boob job with mouth onto the floor. “Two of you haven’t anted.”

 

“I’m out, Baldwine. Too rich for my blood.”

 

“I’m in—if someone’ll lend me a grand.”

 

Jeff looked across the green fleet table and smiled. “It’s you and me again, Baldwine.”

 

“Looking forward to takin’ your money.” Lane tucked his cards in tight. “It’s your bet—”

 

The woman leaned down again. “I love your Southern accent.”

 

Jeff’s eyes narrowed behind his clear-rimmed glasses. “You gotta back off him, baby.”

 

“I’m not stupid,” she slurred. “I know exactly who you are and how much money you have. I drink your bourbon—”

 

Lane sat back and addressed the fool that had brought the chatty accessory. “Billy? Seriously.”

 

“Yeah, yeah.” The guy who’d wanted to go a thousand dollars into debt stood up. “The sun’s coming up, anyway. Let’s go.”