Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War

Though the publicity for this “super-shedding” coating has focused on its grime-shunning properties—“self-cleaning underwear” is how Accetta reeled me in—the more important application is protection from chemical and biological weapons. The first garments to feature the new technology will be an outer shell and pants: a chem/bio suit. Garments like this include a layer of activated carbon (also known as activated charcoal) to bind up noxious organic materials. The super-repellency means this layer can be thinner; if 95 percent of what hits a garment rolls right off it, that means far fewer activated carbon receptor sites are needed to bind up the poisons. That’s good, because a garment with a thick layer of activated carbon is hot and uncomfortable. It’s like wearing an air filter. With protective clothing, comfort is paramount. If it’s uncomfortable, troops will be tempted to flout safety regulations and stuff it under their seat.

Likewise if they hate how it makes them look. “With protective gear especially, it’s key that you design something that’s kind of sleek and cool, because otherwise they’re not going to want to wear it.” That is a quote from Annette LaFleur, the US Army’s top staff fashion designer and the next line item on “MARY ROACH SCHEDULE as of 1400 hrs 20 September 2013.”



A ZIPPER IS a problem for a sniper. Here is a man who may spend an entire afternoon on his belly, sliding around on rubble and earth. If his top closes with a zipper, sand and muck will be ground into the spaces between the teeth, and soon it will jam. A zipper is, furthermore, uncomfortable to lie on. As are buttons. A “hook-and-loop fastener” like Velcro is a less protuberant front-closure option, but it’s noisy. I have heard stories of Special Operations guys whose Velcro put them in danger by revealing their position. A stealthier model is on Natick’s hook-and-loop fastener agenda.?

The designer of the new sniper base suit—Annette LaFleur, as pretty as the name suggests—is showing us how she got around this by making the top a side-closure garment. She indicates a dress form, standing in one of the work bays in Natick’s Design, Pattern, and Prototype Facility. The headless dress form, a staple of the fashion industry, takes on an uncomfortable poignancy when the garment under construction is designed for war. Our sniper looks like someone else’s sniper got him first.

LaFleur takes the fabric between her fingers. “This is a coated Cordura we went to.” The bolts of fabric may be olive drab and the sewing machines built for Kevlar, but this is still a design studio, and LaFleur’s language reflects this. (She described flame-resistant uniforms as one of the “things that are hot right now.”) However, LaFleur didn’t go to Cordura because it’s in style. She chose it because it’s durable and flame-resistant, and because the coated backing keeps moisture from seeping through. And that’s important if you’re lying someplace damp waiting to kill someone. Even the sleek, uncluttered lines of the sniper top are functional, a result of the side closure and of an earlier decision to move the pockets from the front to the sleeves for easier access. (The ensemble will stop looking sleek should elements of the accessory kit be added. Snipers can customize the back, pants, and helmet by tying in, say, jute strands to blend in with brush or grassy terrain. LaFleur, but probably not many snipers, compares this to macramé.)

LaFleur points to a cloth flap called a button placket, which covers the buttons so they don’t get chipped. She needn’t have worried. US military specifications for buttons include a minimum compressive strength, tested by placing the item between flat blocks of steel and bearing down until “the first audible sound of cracking.” Federal button inspectors display a medieval zeal for their work. Other inspection methods include pressing a hot iron to the button’s back, boiling it in water, and pulling the shank until it separates from the body.

US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army. Although the Army requires its clothing designers to have a fashion design degree, fashion—in the sense of individuality expressed through appearance—is the opposite of an Army requirement. It’s a violation of policy. US Army Appearance and Grooming Policies prohibit anything to which the adjectives “extreme, eccentric or faddish” might apply. The United States Army does not abide: unbalanced or lopsided hairstyles, “barrettes with butterflies,” “large, lacy scrunchies,” teased hair that rises more than 3? inches from the scalp, hair that is dyed green, purple, blue, or “bright (fire-engine) red,” Mohawks, dreadlocks, slanted or curved parts, flared sideburns, tapered sideburns, individual sideburn hairs that exceed 1/8 of an inch when fully extended, goatees, beards of any kind, Fu Manchus, and mustaches that cover any part of the upper lip or “extend sideways beyond a vertical line drawn upward from the corners of the mouth.”#

The driving aesthetic of military style is uniformity. Whence the word uniform. From first inspection to Arlington National Cemetery, soldiers look like those around them: same hat, same boots, identical white grave marker. They are discouraged from looking unique, because that would encourage them to feel unique, to feel like an individual. The problem with individuals is that they think for themselves and of themselves, rather than for and of their unit. They’re the lone goldfish on the old Pepperidge Farm bags, swimming the other way. They’re a problem.

“You’re more of an engineer than a designer,” says LaFleur of her work. She got her start designing swimwear. It is a more logical transition than it might at first seem. A bathing suit requires expertise with high-performance active-wear fabrics and an understanding of the specialized activity they’re needed for. Ditto, say, a concealable body armor vest. LaFleur’s colleague Dalila Fernandez came to Natick from the now-defunct Priscilla of Boston, purveyors of high-end wedding dresses. Same thing here: A wedding gown entails multilayering of expensive specialty fabrics for an outfit whose useful lifespan may come and go in a single afternoon. Much like a bomb suit. Form follows function—although admittedly more so here than in most studios. Only a military clothing designer’s portfolio would include a mitten that accommodates a lone forefinger in firing position.**

In an Army gone increasingly high-tech, the modern military uniform is less an outfit than a system. It’s a holder of gizmos and gear and the ammunition and batteries that go in that gear. Back before hulking body armor and gear-festooned vests supplied the intimidating profile, the clothing itself was sometimes recruited for the task. High hats and epaulettes made officers appear taller and more broad-shouldered. And the boots. The boots. Dashing knee-high leather boots protected the pant legs, yes, but surely they also boosted morale. Uniforms created not just uniformity but brio and self-confidence. They were crisp, flattering, finished with piping and grosgrain and tassels. They were, to quote Annette LaFleur, “very couture.”

The current combat uniform, with its sensible emphasis on hot-weather comfort, is worn loose and untucked. It doesn’t say “ready to kill” so much as it says “ready for bed.” Still, clothing remains an important Army morale issue. The ACU used to be unisex, but women complained. The shoulders and waist were too wide for many women, or the hips too narrow. The knee patches tended to hit at the shins. Women hated it. They hated it enough that the Army commissioned a female uniform.