The Wife, the Maid, and the Mistress

Chapter Eight





WEST SIXTY-FOURTH STREET, FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, 1930



RITZI stared at her face in the bathroom mirror. Her skin was translucent beneath the glow, eyes too large, lips pale. Three years ago, when she boarded that eastbound train and left behind the only life she’d ever known, the bright lights of Broadway were all she thought about. But never once had it occurred to her how much work it would be. The long hours and the blisters and the soreness that swept through her muscles. She never anticipated the price of celebrity. Ritzi never imagined the favors she would have to trade in order to get onstage.

Ever since Vivian had questioned the contents of the knotted gray sock, Ritzi kept it in the back of her closet. But its presence grew in her mind daily. She found herself thinking about it at the oddest times: during rehearsal or while in the shower. The memories it brought were disruptive. Bittersweet. Ritzi finished primping in the mirror and then went to her closet and pulled the sock from an empty hatbox hidden behind her winter coat. She dumped the contents into her palm.

A tarnished gold wedding band. She admired it, letting herself remember her first love and her former name and the man who once called her his wife. Ritzi slid the ring on her left hand for old times’ sake. She was not prepared for the wave of regret that swept over her.

“Charlie.” The sound of his name brought the trace of a smile to her lips, and for a brief second she felt something other than the despair that had overwhelmed her since she and Crater had gone to Coney Island.

“You’re married?”

Ritzi looked up to see Vivian standing in the doorway.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” Vivian demanded, crossing the room in a few rushed steps.

“I was so young,” she said with an embarrassed shrug. “Who gets married at seventeen? It was stupid.”

They stared at one another, and finally Vivian’s face softened. “If you have another life, you should go back to it.”

Ritzi slid the ring into the sock and retied the knot. “You said it was too late for that.”

“For me, yeah. You?” She glanced at the sock. “Apparently, you have options.”

“Not anymore.”

“This place will break you. You’ll wake up one day and not even recognize yourself.”

Too late for that. “Did you need something?” Ritzi didn’t want to talk about Charlie. Certainly not with the woman who’d helped arrange her relationship with Crater.


The vivid green of Vivian’s dress made her eyes seem even more intense. “Owney’s been asking for you again. Thought you’d want to know.”

“I don’t care to see Owney right now.”

“That’s the point, dear. He knows that. And he thinks you’re hiding something. I’d suggest you put in an appearance at Club Abbey.” She shrugged and left the room, calling back over her shoulder, “Or you can always go home.”

Ritzi sat on the edge of her bed, sock in hand. She pressed her thumb against the ring until it dug into her skin. Home was a troubling memory that made her ache. But she had to do something to protect herself. No telling where Crater was now. It was only a matter of time before word got back to Owney that she had been with him in the hotel room that night.

Ritzi studied her face in the mirror as she decided on her course of action. Her lips set in a determined line. She would turn the spotlight back on Crater. Sure, it was sleazy, but her options were limited. She would drop a hint to the right reporter. She’d done it before and had marveled at how the city took care of the rest. A missing judge was just the thing to get people talking. And a way to make sure Owney kept his distance.

Out in the living room, Vivian gathered her purse and left to see a client. Ritzi waited until her key turned in the lock, then went to the telephone and dialed the operator. “The New York World, please.”

“One moment,” came the reply. A generic Midwest accent. Ritzi guessed Ohio or maybe Missouri. Most likely another girl like herself, gone to the big city in search of something more than cornfields and dirt roads.

A light static rattled in her ear, and then the polished voice of a receptionist: “The New York World. How may I direct your call?”

“George Hall.”

“He’s busy. Would you like to call back, or may I take a message?”

“How do you know George is busy?”

A pause. “Excuse me?”

“Can you actually see him right now? Or is that what he told you to say?”

“I don’t—”

“Listen. You tell George to take my call or he can miss the best tip he’s gonna get this week. Hell, the best tip he’ll get all year. His choice.” Ritzi tapped the phone on the table to make it sound like she was hanging up. She heard the receptionist scramble on the other end.

“May I tell him who’s calling?”

“I’m not in the habit of giving my name to the papers, much less the gal who answers the phone. Now, are you gonna put George on or what?”

“Hold, please.”

It took nearly three minutes before George cussed his way onto the line. “Who the hell is this?”

“It’s not who I am, it’s what I know.”

“I ain’t got time for games, doll.”

“If you’re not interested in what I know, I can take it to the Post. Henry Wilson’s always up for a scoop.”

“I need a name.”

“Just call me a source.”

“I got sources coming out my ass.”

“Sounds like a personal issue.”

“Listen, you think you’re the first person who called up today with a tip? Twice someone got through saying Governor Roosevelt is shagging some Ziegfeld girl. I ain’t the gossip column. I don’t give a shit who pulled his zipper.” Ritzi heard George tap his pen on the desk. A deliberate silence, and then, “Go on. Tell me what you got. This better be good.”

“I think we should meet.”

“And I think you should tell me what is so damned important that I leave work in the middle of the day to chat. With a broad, no less.”

“Two weeks ago, you got a phone call from an unnamed source claiming Martin Healy has been selling seats on the bench to any politician with a big enough down payment.” She paused; the rapid tapping of his pen had ceased. “I made that call, George.”

“Go on.”

“Meet me at the newsstand outside Gramercy Park. Thirty minutes.”

GLOBE THEATER, ATLANTIC CITY, SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1930

Ritzi leaned over her armrest and whispered in Crater’s ear, “I’m going to the ladies’ room.”

“It’s almost intermission.” He glanced down their row. She would have to step over William Klein and ten other people before reaching the aisle. As usual, he had paid agency rates for seats in the third row center.

Ritzi flicked her eyes behind him, toward the box seats on the second floor. “I have to go now.”

His voice was an angry hiss. “Can’t you wait?”

She squirmed in her seat to prove her discomfort.

“Fine. But hurry. William says the end of this act is supposed to be amazing.”

That’s what Klein had said about the entire musical. Billed as a “spicy comedy,” Dancing Partner had failed to deliver, in her opinion. The flash and dazzle was gone for Ritzi when it came to Broadway. She’d been behind the curtains. She’d gone through countless hours of auditions and rehearsals and performances. There was no magic left. Only cold scrutiny. And this particular production fell short. But that was usually the case with shows that debuted out of town. They worked out the kinks on a less jaded audience. There would be many to work out after tonight’s performance, and Ritzi did not envy this chorus line in the morning. The pained look on Klein’s face hinted that he felt the same.

She lifted the hem of her gown and picked her way down the row, careful to stay on her tiptoes and in a half bend so she wouldn’t obstruct the view for others. Once in the aisle, she hurried to the back of the theater and out the door into the lobby. The restrooms were to the right, but Ritzi went left toward the balcony. She tiptoed up the carpeted steps. An usher waited at the top. He stood against the wall, head lolling on his shoulder. He jerked upright when he saw her.

“Ticket?”

She flashed it in front of him, obscuring the seat number with her thumb. “Box seven,” she said, and walked past him, confident.

She’d guessed at the number when sitting down below. It was left of the balcony, almost directly above the stage. And there was only one occupant in the box: Judge Samuel Seabury. She had been assured he would be there tonight and that he would be alone. Ritzi took a deep breath before parting the curtain to his box.

Seabury moved forward in his seat, arms on his knees, bored and half asleep. He jumped when she slid into the seat next to him. Pushed his spectacles onto the bridge of his nose so that his brown eyes flashed at her from behind them. His hair was peppered with white and parted severely down the middle.

“Who are you?”

“A messenger. Of sorts.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

She leaned closer to him but kept her voice low and her face turned to the side. “It means that I’ve come to deliver a message from a friend.”

“I have office hours, miss. I suggest you make an appointment and that you return to your seat. I do not conduct business in this manner.”

Ritzi could barely see Crater and Klein. They were transfixed by the spray of bare legs on the stage. She settled back in the seat. Crossed her feet. “Are you familiar with Martin Healy?”

“I must insist that you leave.”

“Are you aware that he’s been selling judgeships to the highest bidder?”

“I—” Seabury pulled his glasses off, cleaned them on a handkerchief, and set them back on his nose. “Excuse me?”


The orchestra erupted below. A man and woman twirled onstage, surrounded by other couples in the background. Round and round they went in widening circles. Her dress flared out like flower petals, and with the last burst of music, they stopped, arms outstretched and chests heaving. The audience gave them tepid applause.

Ritzi brushed her lips against Samuel Seabury’s ear. It was the only way he would be able to hear her next words, and it was vital that he heard them correctly. “Tammany Hall district leader Martin Healy has been stacking your court system with jurists of his own choosing.”

“I don’t believe you.”

The audience had risen to their feet now, stretching and talking and looking for the exits so they could find the restrooms. Crater was searching for her in the crowd.

“You should. Because I happen to know that Joseph Crater is just one of the men who paid a year’s salary for the privilege of wearing a jurist’s robe. And that, Your Honor, should concern you deeply.”

“That is preposterous.”

“It is nothing but the truth. And it will come to light sooner or later. The only question is whether you’ll get the glory for uncovering the most graft-ridden scandal in political history.”

Judge Samuel Seabury gazed ahead, silent, as Ritzi slipped from his private box. Patrons were clogged at the top of the stairs, and she had to push her way through in order to get back down to the lobby. She skirted the wall and ran the tips of her fingers through the drinking fountain before joining Crater in the third row.

“Feel better?” he asked.

“Immensely.”


GEORGE Hall was a tall, twitchy man, the sort who couldn’t seem to find pants long enough. Almost an inch of white sock was visible above his black wingtips. He plowed through the rambling crowd with his sleeves pushed up to his elbows, his tie loose, and the first button of his shirt undone. He snapped his head this way and that, looking for eye contact. After a moment of aggravated searching, George stopped near the south gate, within view of the bronze statue of Edwin Booth playing Hamlet, and leaned against the wrought-iron fence, scanning the crowd.

Ritzi ignored him and finished her corned beef sandwich. Melted Swiss cheese. Sauerkraut. Toasted rye bread. For three minutes, she savored every bite. A meal of her own choosing with no one around to harass her. No salads or ice water or boiled eggs. The rare luxury of real food.

The perimeter of Gramercy Park—the city’s most elite private garden—was ornamented with decorative benches, and she sat on one near the newsstand, tucked beneath a large elm, that day’s issue of the New York World spread across her lap catching crumbs. She swept them off with her fingers to read George’s latest article, an investigation into whether judgeships were on the block to the highest bidder. The headline screamed corruption: TAMMANY HALL DISTRICT LEADER MARTIN HEALY INDICTED BY SEABURY COMMISSION. The article claimed that a local magistrate had purchased his robe in an elaborate scheme brokered by members of Tammany Hall and the underworld. So far, three witnesses were pleading the Fifth Amendment. Others couldn’t be located. Crater’s name was mentioned below the fold as a person of interest.

Ritzi kept one eye on George Hall as he scanned the park. She wore her favorite blue dress with the black satin belt and a wide-brimmed floppy hat that dipped down over one eye. A pair of dark sunglasses and bright red lipstick completed the ensemble. She looked out of place among the crowd, and it didn’t take George long to spot her beneath the elm. He paused, uncertain, and then she held up his article in affirmation. Ritzi beckoned him with a little wave. Poor George seemed undone by the smile she graced him with.

He made his way toward her with a hot dog dripping with mustard and sauerkraut and wrapped in newsprint, then settled onto the far end of the bench and ate his meal in four large bites.

“If I knew my lunch date would be this pretty, I’d have dressed for the occasion.” He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

“This is business, Georgie. Don’t flatter yourself.” She crossed her legs and rocked her foot back and forth.

He looked mesmerized by the motion, a swinging pendulum of bare calf. “Your phone call created one hell of a mess.”

“That was rather the point.”

George tipped his head to the side, trying to recognize her face behind the lipstick and hat and glasses.

“Don’t waste your time. You’ve never seen me before.”

“Wouldn’t mind seeing you again.”

Ritzi glanced at his wedding ring. They’re all the same. She turned away, giving him nothing but her profile. “Ever hear of a judge by the name Joseph Crater? Sits on the supreme court?”

George pulled a steno pad from his shirt pocket and flipped backward through pages filled with slanted shorthand, abbreviated words thrown on the page like nails on a table. He tapped the page he was looking for with the tip of his pen, ready to add to his existing notes on Crater.

“Sure. He’s supposed to testify before the grand jury about that Healy mess. They both belong to the same Tammany political club.”

Ritzi nodded. She had already relayed that information to Owney, volatile details that they were.

“So what’s the deal? Cheating on his wife? Stacking both sides of the deck? It can’t be worse than what he’s already caught up in.”

“He stepped into a cab on August sixth and hasn’t been seen since.”

She finally had George’s undivided attention.

“I haven’t heard anything about this,” he said.

“That’s my point exactly.”

“You mean to tell me that a New York State Supreme Court judge is missing?”

“Missing would be a polite way of describing his situation.”

“Anyone else know about this?”

She gave him a malicious grin. “Not yet.”

George flipped to a clean sheet of paper in his notebook. “I don’t suppose you’re gonna give me a name, dollface?”

Ritzi folded the newspaper and set it on the bench between them. “If you talk about me in your article, if you so much as mention the color of my dress, I’ll take the rest of the story to Henry Wilson at the Post. Understand? I don’t exist.”

“There’s more to the story?”

Ritzi patted George’s cheek. He hadn’t shaved in a couple of days. “You have no idea.”

“When do I get to hear the rest?”

“Get to work, Georgie. Turn over a few stones. Write your story. I know where to find you when it’s time.” She made sure to give George Hall plenty to watch as she left him sitting beneath the elm in Gramercy Park.