Princess Ever After

SIX





At the kitchen table, Daddy read the official document signed by King Nathaniel II. He was too quiet. Too calm.

“Daddy?”

“Hmm,” he said with a grunt. “I’m reading.”

“You’ve been reading for the past ten minutes.”

Reggie looked at her stepmom, Sadie, sitting next to Daddy, her expression somber. Over her shoulder, in the corner of the family room, a cop show was paused, frozen in mid-action, on the television screen.

Still reeling with the news, Reggie had left the shop with Mr. Burkhardt and headed straight to Daddy and Sadie’s. The only thing she craved more than a shower to wash the oil from her face was the truth.

She’d anticipated shock and surprise from Daddy and Sadie when she barged in on their Friday night programs with Mr. Burkhardt in tow, announcing Gram was a princess. Which made Mama a princess, rest her soul. And now Reggie.

“Daddy,”—Reggie tapped the table in front of him—“did you know about this?”

Sadie slapped her palm down and scooted back her chair. “I’m in the mood for baking.” Sadie jumped up from the table. “Who’s up for chocolate chip cookies?” She baked when things got tense.

“Bake?” Reggie peered at Daddy, then Sadie. “Daddy, what are you not telling me?”

“I’m off to the store.” Sadie snatched her purse from the small, inset kitchen desk. Yep, she was a bank president by day and a stress-relief baker by night.

“Sadie,” Daddy said, stopping her with the tone of his voice. “I need your help here.”

“Help?” Reggie glanced between her father and Sadie. At the end of the table, Mr. Burkhardt watched and listened. “What kind of—”

“I told you this would happen, Noble.”

“We didn’t know for sure.” Daddy set the king’s letter on the table and looked at Sadie. “But when I wanted to tell her, you fought me, Sadie. Said she’d get all bigheaded and run off.”

“Bigheaded?” Reggie echoed. “When was this?”

Sadie dropped her bag to the counter with a huff. “Oh, when you were seventeen and going through that rebellious patch. Your dad wanted to tell you, thought it might make you feel special, help you deal with the stress of your senior year, but I said to wait because, really, we didn’t know if any of it was true—”

“What rebellious patch?” Reggie demanded. “I came home late a few times and wanted to study abroad for the second half my senior year.”

“We”—Sadie motioned to Daddy—“thought it best to wait.” She clasped her hands at her waist, her cupid face pinched with thought.

Sadie had been one of Mama’s best friends. A career woman, not a wife or mother. But when Mama died, Sadie stepped up and devoted herself to serving Daddy and Reggie. A year after Mama’s funeral, Daddy proposed.

“To wait for what?” Reggie said.

“I really need to bake.” Sadie started opening cabinets. “Mr. Burkhardt, do you like sugar cookies?”

Tanner stood, buttoning his suit coat, hemming himself in all proper and stiff. “Ma’am, there’s no need—”

“Oh, but there is a need. And a simple ‘Yes, I love sugar cookies’ will do.” Sadie pulled out the flour tin.

He cast a glance at Reggie. “You heard her. Just say yes,” she said.

“Yes, ma’am, I love sugar cookies.”

“Wonderful.” Sadie continued to inventory her cupboards. “Oh look, I’ve found leftover sprinkles from the Fourth of July.”

For a moment, the only sounds were the ones Sadie made setting up to bake cookies, then Reggie reached for the letter.

“So this is true?” She read aloud. “At the end of the hundred-year entail, Prince Francis intended for his heir, whoever he or she be, to return to Hessenberg and reestablish the monarchy . . .”

She read with the intent of understanding each word, but the reality of being heir to this throne—this House of Augustine-Saxon—seemed about as likely as flying to the moon.


Gram was a princess? Alice of Hessenberg? It felt more like she was Alice in Wonderland. Reggie’s heart could not comprehend what her head strained to grasp.

“I’ve got everything I need to bake sugar cookies. No Publix run. How about that, Noble?”

“Not surprised, Sadie-bun.” Daddy’s deep voice resonated through the kitchen. “And, yes, Reg, I guess it’s true.”

“Mr. Beswick,” Mr. Burkhardt began, “did your wife give you a clue? Or perhaps Princess Alice told you the history of Hessenberg and the entail?”

“Well, first, right before Reggie’s mama died, she whispered something to me about Gram’s secret. But she was fading in and out. When I pressed her for an answer, she didn’t seem to know what I was asking. I thought she might have been thinking of when Gram played princess with Reg, you know.” He shook his head. “She died about an hour later and I, well, I had bigger fish to fry than some murmur about a princess.”

“I’m sorry, Mr. Beswick, of course.”

“Don’t be sorry. You weren’t the son of a gun who ran the light and T-boned her car.” In the seventeen years since her death, an ever-present pain darkened Daddy when he spoke of Mama’s accident. And in those moments, a fresh wave of missing her crashed the shores of Reggie’s heart.

“So, then, you asked Gram?” Otherwise, why would he consider telling her during her rebel years?

Reggie shot a glance toward Sadie, busy in the kitchen. Rebellion . . . What was she talking about? Reggie no more rebelled than Sadie Beswick missed a Christmas baking season.

“As a matter of fact, I got around to it. A few months later.” Daddy’s voice drew in Reggie’s heart and attention. “One night after supper, I was sitting by her bed and, well, you know”—Daddy chuckled as if it all seemed so silly now—“I said, ‘Gram, before Bettin died, she said something about being a princess.’ ”

“What did she say?” Reggie hooked her hand over Daddy’s arm.

He shrugged. “She said since Bettin had died, Regina was the princess.” Daddy scratched his head and peered at Mr. Burkhardt. “Gram always called Reggie by her full name. Anyway, I asked her what she meant and her eyes kind of clouded over. Then she muttered something about Reg being ‘my princess’ and I thought, ‘Well, there you go, she’s gone to her soft place, remembering the past when she played dress-up with Reg. Same as Bettin.’ Or maybe she was telling me Reg was my princess.” Daddy patted his chest. “My girl, treat her like a princess.”

“Her soft place?” Mr. Burkhardt leaned toward Daddy.

“Here.” Daddy tapped his temple. “Those moments when—we thought—she’d slipped from reality. The older she got, the more she talked about her past, her girlhood in Hessenberg, an old stable, someone named Rein.” Daddy ran his hand over his chin. “Her Mamá, her uncle. Her sister, Esmé. Folks I’d never met. They’d all gone on, passed to the other side.

“We couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Guess we should’ve paid her more mind. But she had so much heartache in her life, being a widow, losing her daughter, then her granddaughter. After Bettin died, Gram seemed to go to her soft place a good bit. Sadie and I figured escaping to her childhood gave her peace, helped her mourn. Shoot, all of her blood kin were dead except Reg. You live to be a hundred, you outlive most of your people. So we just let Gram go on, live in her own brand of dignity. Wasn’t any use in correcting her.”

“What about telling me?” Reggie demanded. “Was there any use in telling me?”

“To be honest, Reg, it didn’t make much sense to me. A princess? For real? I thought about telling you when you were seventeen, like Sadie said, but we talked it out and, well, it sounded kind of silly. Maybe we had no proof, no way of really knowing.” Daddy shook his head, shoving away from the table, and walked into the family room for some peppermints.

When he returned, he offered one to Mr. Burkhardt, who refused with a kind, “No, thank you.”

“She said something else to you that day, Noble, didn’t she?” Sadie stood nearby, a bowl in her arm, stirring a mixture with a big silver spoon.

“What? What did she say?” The need to know, to understand, pressed against Reggie’s ribs.

“More of the same.” Daddy popped a peppermint in his mouth and reached for another one. He was lean and wiry from working hard his whole life. His dark hair was thick and black with only a subtle hint of gray. And when he laughed, his blue eyes twinkled. “She was a good woman, your gram.” His eyes glistened. “I miss her. Anyway, just as I was leaving her room that night, she said, ‘Nobel, you let her go when the time comes, hear me? She’ll restore the kingdom.’ Then she muttered again about you being her princess.”

“Restore the kingdom?” Reggie’s voice rose with wonder. “What does that mean?”

“Exactly. I dismissed it,” Daddy said. “Thought maybe she was quoting lines from Star Wars. We’d just finished a marathon weekend with Sadie’s nephews.” He glanced back at his wife. “Remember that, Sadie?”

“Daddy, you didn’t at least look into it?” Reggie ran her fingers through her hair. She really wanted a shower with slick, warm water running down her face, washing away the remains of motor oil. The remains of this conversation and she needed to think.

Gram . . . Hessenberg . . . the entail thing . . .

“No, Reg, I’m sorry, I didn’t. Connecting Gram and you to a royal house in Europe was like assuming a man could build a ladder to the stars. Impossible. I knew Alice Edmunds for fifteen years and she never, ever hinted at being a royal other than what I just told you. Nor did your mama.”

“The truth is, Alice Edmunds was a royal.” Mr. Burkhardt peered at Reggie. “And your daughter is her heir. Alice was right. Your daughter is the one who can restore Hessenberg to its sovereign status. Return us to our own kingdom, as it were.”

In silence, Daddy fixed his attention on unwrapping his next peppermint. “Are you telling me that time is now, Mr. Burkhardt?”

“Yes, sir, I am.” Mr. Burkhardt motioned to the documents on the table. “It’s all there. The agreement between Brighton and Hessenberg ends October twenty-second at midnight. If there is no heir to the Hessenberg throne, Hessenberg will be absorbed entirely by Brighton as a province, much like Normandy into France, and Tuscany into Italy, and lose her status as a sovereign nation. Forever. Unless Hessenberg is willing to go to war and spill blood for her independence. Which at this point is not an option.”

Reggie stood to pace around the table. “I should hope not, Mr. Burkhardt.” She wearied of addressing him so formally, but as long as he called her Miss Beswick, she was going to call him Mr. Burkhardt. “Why can’t you just void up the entail? The men who made the agreement are dead.”

“This is not a school-yard, spit-in-your-hand agreement, Miss Beswick. It’s legal. Binding. With all the rights and restrictions of any law and upheld by a European court. We cannot just void the entail. America has not voided your constitution because the men who penned it are dead.”

“I don’t understand why this is so important. You’ve been ruled by Brighton for a hundred years. What’s wrong with Hessenberg becoming a permanent part of Brighton?”

“If it’s all the same to you,”—Mr. Burkhardt’s countenance steeled—“we’d like to remain a nation. Determine our own destiny. Hessens are a patriotic and proud people. In a more practical word, our two economies are sinking one another. It’s the desire of both nations for Hessenberg to be independent, a sovereign nation again, at the end of the entail.”

“All right, then exactly how does Reg fit into all of this?” Daddy tossed his peppermint wrapper toward the kitchen trash. Sadie commented that he missed. “And really, how do we know you’re legit? How do we know these formal-looking documents aren’t forged?”

“Those are solid, fine questions.” Mr. Burkhardt examined the documents on the table, selecting one to show to Daddy. “You see here, this is the king’s cipher and his seal.”

Reggie listened on the edge, using the moment to examine the Hessenberg visitor with her heart’s eyes. What was in this for him? Just a job? Doing the king’s bidding? Yet, if Hessenberg separated from Brighton, he’d no longer be Mr. Burkhardt’s king.

Was Mr. Burkhardt seeking promotion, position, or just being a loyal servant? A fastball revelation smacked Reggie’s heart . . .

“If I do this, will I be your boss?”

He glanced over at her, his expression, the strong cut of his jaw, reflecting nothing of his feelings. Nothing beneath his surface. He was handsome, built like an athlete with a corporate-guy demeanor.

“You will be my sovereign, yes.”

“And you’d be fine with that? Me? A car enthusiast who cares little about politics other than my right to vote telling you what to do?”


He straightened. “If I say yes, will you come to Hessenberg?” Deep-toned, matter-of-fact, extremely serious.

“Do you ever smile?” Reggie said.

A very soft, faint smile flirted with his lips. “If I say yes, will you come to Hessenberg?”

“Depends.” She crossed her arms. “You saw that Corvette in the yard tonight?”

“What Corvette?” Daddy said.

“Oh, Daddy.” Excitement bubbled in her chest. “Did you meet Urban Jessup? He’s one of Mark’s friends.”

“That big-time lawyer from the serial killer trial?”

“Yeah, that’s the guy. Anyway, he bought a ’53 Vet. One of the originals.”

“Ho, ho, ho, Reg.” Delight sparked in Daddy’s eyes. “One of your dream cars. God is smiling on you.”

“I couldn’t believe it when he drove up. And you know he wanted to restore it himself?”

“But you convinced him otherwise.”

“Yes, I did.” Daddy slapped Reggie a high five.

“Miss Beswick.” Mr. Burkhardt exhaled what sounded like his last breath. “We need you in Hessenberg immediately.” Nothing remained of his slight smile.

“For how long? What will I have to do?” Reggie turned back to him. Al and the boys could start on the Vet. She’d hate to make Urban wait. Either way, she’d be back in time for the good stuff.

Besides, it might be kind of cool to visit Gram’s birthplace, get a taste of her own heritage and roots.

“You will have to . . .” Mr. Burkhardt shuffled the papers, displaying the first nervous break in his steel visage. “This is rather awkward, Miss Beswick.”

“It wasn’t awkward a few minutes ago.”

He met her gaze, his confidence returned. “This will sound unusual to you, an American, but you will prepare to take the Oath of the Throne. Then take your place as head of state, and move toward a full royal coronation.”

“Oath? Head of state?” Reggie, Daddy, and Sadie spoke together, in harmonious surprise.

“Once you take the oath, you will be the official heir and enabled by law to sign the end of the entail and inherit, if you will, the duchy and return her to full nation status once more. Thus you’ll be our leader under which our government can be established.” Mr. Burkhardt offered her a document. “We’ve prepared a summary of events that must take place.”

Reggie hesitated, then reached for the paper. She skimmed the bulleted lines. Return to Hessenberg. Become familiar with the capital city, Strauberg, and the palace, Meadowbluff. Prepare to take the Oath of the Throne. Meet with government leaders.

All to return a small duchy to full nation status? Her heart pinged with increasing alarm. The paper shimmied and wavered in her cold, trembling hands. A second later she couldn’t concentrate enough to read.

“Mr. Burkhardt,”—she let the paper drift down to the table—“I–I don’t understand. How is it possible I can do any of these things?”

“Because you are Princess Alice’s great-granddaughter.” He pointed to a line of the summary. “She’s the direct descendant of one Oscar Augustine, who freed the duchy from Prussian rule in 1602. He asserted himself as the Grand Duke of Hessenberg, a jewel floating on the surface of the ore-enriched North Sea. The people were serfs in the beginning, but he organized the land into farms and mines, established a constitution and parliament. The people prospered.

“But in the end, Hessenberg was owned by the House of Augustine-Saxon. When the Grand Duke Prince Francis, your great-grandmother’s uncle, gave her up to Brighton, he abdicated his throne and legal rights to the land for one hundred years.”

The picture was becoming clear. “Then the House of Augustine-Saxon gets to come roaring back.”

“If the proper heir was found.”

“And that proper heir is me.”

“Yes, miss, ’tis you.”

“Okay, I’ll see you later.” Reggie headed for the front door without offering a by-your-leave or kiss-my-grits.

From the kitchen, Sadie made a racket wrenching her cookie sheets from the bottom cupboard. Reggie never could figure how the woman managed to bury the baking tools she used the most. But that was her stepmama.

“Reg?” Daddy called.

“Miss Beswick, please, wait.” Mr. Burkhardt hurried after her.

Reggie moved faster. A dog with a bone, that man. “I’ve got to go.”

A princess? An oath? A coronation? It was laughable. If Mr. Burkhardt wasn’t so darn serious, she’d swear someone was punking her.

No woman Reggie ever knew dreamed of being a princess after the age of twelve. Well, except for Mable Torres, who wanted to be Miss Springtime Tallahassee. And Christi Selby, who was crowned Miss Florida. But they were temporary princesses with no authority. Burkhardt was asking her to establish a country.

A country!

Down the front porch steps, Reggie made a beeline for her old ’78 Datsun, fumbling for the keys.

“It’s overwhelming, isn’t it?” A bit of kindness, of empathy, tenderized Mr. Burkhardt’s words.

“Look, Mr. Burkhardt—” Reggie tossed her bag into the passenger seat. “And, please, can I call you Tanner?”

“Certainly.” He stopped next to her, hands locked behind his back.

“I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with your country.” She regarded him in the bright white of Daddy’s driveway luminaries.

“You won’t be alone, Miss Beswick.”

“Please. Reggie. Call me Reggie.”

“You’ll have advisors. We’ve functioned under a constitutional monarchy for hundreds of years, and we can do it again. On our own. We’ve a core of stellar leaders to assist you. King Nathaniel II and his prime minister will advise and aid you in every way. As well as our own governor.”

Daddy’s dark silhouette appeared on the porch. Watching. Waiting. Probably praying.

“After the oath, then what?”

“Sign the end of the entail.”

“Then what?”

He hesitated. “That would be up to you, Miss Beswick. Stay in Hessenberg as a reigning royal, reestablishing the House of Augustine-Saxon, helping to form our new government. Or abdicate and return home, leaving us to find our way without a royal house for the first time in our history. But we will be independent again, and most grateful.”

“Abdicate? You mean quit? Sign me up to be a princess, then make me resign in order to return home to my life?” She jerked open the car door and the rusty hinges creaked and moaned. Yes, her sentiments exactly.

“If you’ll just—”

“Look, Mr. Burkhardt—Tanner—this is who I am.” She spread her arms, turning a small circle. “A Tallahassee lassie, born and bred. I love my job, don’t you see? I love my life. Save a certain Mark Harper who’s expecting too much, which I do intend to address, I want for nothing. I have my freedom, my friends and family, my faith.”

She’d just made her case for a firm refusal. “I can’t.” She turned back for the car. “And I won’t. This is crazy. I can’t even comprehend what you are telling me. And frankly, I don’t want to comprehend it.”

“Will you take this? Read it all carefully?” Tanner approached with the attaché case, his subtle scent cleansing the air between them. “Take this. Review the papers. You’ll see you are the true and only heir.” When she didn’t reach for the case, he took another step toward her. “Please. There’s something in there you’ll want to read.”

“Like what?”

“Just read . . .” He offered the case once more. “I’m staying at the Duval downtown. My card is in the side pocket with my mobile number. Call. Please. If you have any questions.”

“Breathe, sweet pea,” Daddy called from the porch. “Take the papers. Read them. Think on it. Pray. Can’t hurt.”

Reggie stepped around Tanner toward the porch. “Daddy, whose side are you on? Do you want me to move away? Far away?” She turned to Tanner. “How many miles to Hessenberg?”

“Four thousand two hundred and twelve miles.”

“Four thou—holy cow. Daddy, do you want me to move four thousand miles away?”

“You know I don’t.” He took one step down, then two. “But I don’t want you to say no to this princess thing without considering the evidence, weighing your options.”

“You mean like you wanted me to go to FSU for accounting because it was a nice, safe career?”

“Was I wrong?”

“But I hated it.” She squinted, shielding her eyes with her hand, trying to see Daddy through the backlight of the porch lamps.

“I think you came to hate it eventually. You were restless. Still are, I imagine. But that CPA job was the highway to do what you wanted, Reg. You couldn’t have started that shop without the money you saved reconciling other folks’ accounts. Same might be the case here. You might find you like being a princess.”

She groaned. “Like restoring cars is a highway to being a princess?”

“Maybe.”

Ha! “Daddy, my life is not a Disney movie.” She waved him off, turning back to the car. If she didn’t know him to be a teetotaler, she’d swear he’d been nipping at the cooking sherry.


“You liked playing princess with Gram,” he called. Relentless, her daddy. More of a dog with a bone than Mr. Burkhardt.

“I was six. And she made the best construction paper tiaras.”

“Miss Beswick—”

“Reggie. For crying out loud, call me Reggie.” She’d hit the wall. Tired, frustrated, and confused. There was nowhere to go but straight to irritated.

“Take this.” He reached for her hand and settled the case on her palm. “You’ll want to read it, I promise.”

“Fine.” She grabbed it to her chest, her mind firing thoughts out of rhythm with the beat of her heart. Read the documents. No! Read them. No! “I’ll read the papers, but I’m pretty sure I’ll never be getting on an airplane to Hessenberg with you.”

“That’s my girl,” Daddy said. “Way to keep an open mind.”

“Miss Beswick . . . Regina,” Tanner said with a slight bow, “thank you. Hessenberg thanks you.”

She shifted her stance. “What happens if I say no?”

“Simple,” he said, locking his hands behind his back. “Hessenberg, the nation of your gram’s birth, disappears from the face of the earth. Removed from the world’s maps. A nation with history dating back to ancient Rome will cease to be.”

The last straw had been laid, and Reggie felt she might crumble to the ground. “And all of that falls on me? It’s crazy.” She spoke to her own soul, to the night, as she stared across the street at the shards of light slicing through the neighbor’s shrouding trees and shrubs.

“It’s also true—”

Reggie whirled to face Mr. Burkhardt. “Are you always this confident?”

“No, but—”

“Good, because it’s a bit grating.” She settled the attaché case in the passenger seat. “How long do I have to decide?”

“Technically, until the entail ends. Midnight, October twenty-second. But in truth, we’ll need time, a few weeks, to get you and the people ready.”

“October twenty-second? That’s a month away. So, basically, we’d have to leave . . . now.”

“If possible. In a few days, yes.”

“Y’all had a hundred years to keep track of the royal heirs to this August-Saxon-whatever house, but you lost them. So you come crying to my doorstep giving me a few days to decide. How’s that fair?”

“It’s not, Miss Beswick, I agree. But your uncle Prince Francis abdicated and scattered the family on purpose. To keep them safe, for one. And to honor his part of the entail with Brighton Kingdom. Had we known about you, we’d have stopped by sooner. But alas, your great-gram was difficult to track down.”

Hearing the recap of her royal heritage boiled the confusion in her chest to anger. Her breath burned in her lungs. “I’ve got to go.”

Reggie climbed into the Datsun and fired up the forty-year-old engine, which rattled and knocked, threatening to stall. Easing down on the gas, Reggie fed the carburetor and shifted into reverse.

Tanner leaned his arm on the door and peered at her through the open window. “Sooner is better than later, Miss Beswick.”

“And you’re leaving when?” She inched the car back down the driveway.

“When you agree to go with me.” He exhaled and stood back. “Or when the Grand Duchy of Hessenberg ceases to be a nation.”