Chapter Five
I’ll admit I have a big thing for British accents. When my brother produced an album last year for British singer-songwriter Jamie Withers, Owen kvetched that it wasn’t fair that Jamie was not only a musician, but also a Brit. “I have no chance when I hang out with him,” Owen said. “If the women aren’t already falling all over him because he’s a rock star, they’re swooning for that oh-so-proper accent. American guys have zero chance against that.”
I nodded and laughed. Because it was true.
“Hello,” Matthew says in his oh-so-proper accent, which instantly makes me want to flirt with him against my better judgment.
“You know, I know you were listening to Johnny Cash,” I say, after hearing the faint sounds of “Folsom Prison Blues” fade away as Matthew says hello.
“Oh, you do?”
“Yes. You see, when you turn down the volume after you’ve picked up the phone, the other person can still hear what you were listening to.”
“Really? I did not know that. I suppose next time I’d better be more surreptitious.”
“Yeah, you don’t want anyone to know that a music critic might actually have personal preferences.” I sit down in my deck chair. “By the way, it’s Jane Black.”
“Yes, I know. Caller ID is a beautiful invention, don’t you agree?”
“Speaking of, and not that I care, but how did you get my home number?”
“The day you called me to say thanks, I took your number off caller ID and saved it.”
“Resourceful,” I remark, leaning back into the chair, feeling the wooden slats through my shirt.
“I believe I can speak for most journalists here when I say we’re quite good at harvesting numbers. Between you and me,” he says, as if he is about to share a tawdry secret, and I simply love the playfulness in him, “I have a database of more than six thousand names because I’m completely obsessive with phone numbers. Anytime I get one, either on my mobile, the office, or home, I record the number in my database. You never know when you might need it.”
“Well, my e-mail is janesecretmail at gmail, in case you want that too,” I say quickly, and perhaps it’s because there’s a part of me that hopes he uses it. “So you’re a big Cash man?”
“You have to love the man in black, don’t you?”
“I thought you didn’t play and tell?” I say, teasing him.
“Well, this is Johnny Cash we’re talking about. They’d have to take my credentials away if I didn’t listen to him on a daily basis.”
“That I can understand.”
“It’s in the international code, section five, paragraph two of the secret order of rock critics. You can check it out,” he tosses back. His voice washes over me, like a Valium, a muscle relaxer, masking the pain of the voice mail. “So, listen,” I say, getting down to business. “I wanted to return your call. But I should let you know talking to the press isn’t at the top of my list of things to do right now.”
“Jonas has you a bit down, eh?”
“You might say.”
“And now you’re press shy.”
“Well, it was pretty shitty what he did, don’t you think?”
“It was completely shitty. If I were you, I wouldn’t have even returned my call. I’d have deleted it right off the voice mail and then thrown a rotten egg at my window. Simply because all journalists are horrid.”
I can’t help but laugh. Then I add darkly, “It was like reliving the humiliation all over again.”
He sighs, a sort of sympathetic sigh. “I’m truly sorry for what happened, Jane. But you shouldn’t retreat from the spotlight right now.”
I raise an eyebrow. “You wouldn’t happen to have an ulterior motive for saying that, would you?”
“Of course I have an ulterior motive. I have many ulterior motives,” he says in a low, sexy voice that sends a warm flush through me. Is he flirting? Is this some sort of innuendo? I have no idea, but I let my mind wander to my own ulterior motives too. Ones that have nothing to do with work and everything to do with wondering how he’s dressed right now.
I assemble an image of him looking all cool and laid-back in jeans and a tee, stretched out on his couch. Then him undressing, the shirt coming off so I can check out my absolute favorite part of a hot guy’s body—his abs. Well, one of my favorite parts. “But seriously,” he continues, returning to his crisp reporter’s tone, and I refocus. “This is your moment. You have worked so hard for this. And you deserve it. All of it. I’d hate to see someone in your position back down because of someone like Jonas. You should bask in the limelight right now.”
“Basking sounds heavenly.”
“So listen. You did call me back,” he points out. “And I have a hunch, I’m only guessing here, but I bet that Jonas left you a message, too.”
“He did, as a matter of fact.”
“And correct me if I’m wrong, but I suspect you’ve already deleted his message. You probably even pressed the delete button extra hard to make sure it went to voice mail oblivion.”
I’m smiling now. “Fine, I admit it. I did that.”
“And since you didn’t do that to my message, that tells me that you’ll at least hear me out.”
Hear him out. How could I not when talking to him is the sweetest drug that feeds my hungry imagination? “Fine, make your pitch, Matthew. I am all ears.”
He laughs. “So here it goes. I’m not Jonas Applebaum. We like to practice journalism at Beat, not ambush. So along those lines, I have a fantastic idea for a follow-up. I’d love to do a feature on you, a sort of what’s next. But more than that. I want to do something where we can explore the creative process. Would you be able to meet in person to perhaps chat a bit more?” Then, he adds, as if by way of apology, “Of course, you must be swamped right now. I’m sure your schedule is packed.”
Yes, but that’s not the problem. The problem is I don’t know what’s next.
“I’m not saying yes, but I want to ask you a question,” I counter, because as delicious as he may be, he’s still a reporter, and I’m not sure it’s a good idea to trust one so soon after getting burned so publicly.
“Have at me. I’m all about equal opportunity.”
“I admire your work and you’re obviously good at what you do,” I start. This is true—I have read all his reviews since he became the lead critic at Beat three years ago. Matthew’s taste is impeccable and his track record is virtually 100 percent. Even before he took the reins of the top tastemaker job, he was well known for an uncanny ability to pick indie bands poised to break out. Add the iTunes home page placement deal to the mix and he’s a force of nature in the music business. Still, I can hear Jonas’s nasal twang ringing in my ear and the sting isn’t gone. Not when I’ve worked so hard to keep my private life just that—private. “But I’ve had a bunch of calls for interviews that have nothing to do with the music. Are you only interested in doing this feature on me because of the gay husband revelation?”
“Absolutely not. To make my case, I did ask you before you won—I even predicted you would win—if I could have the first sit-down interview. I already had it in mind that I wanted to do this before Jonas outed your ex.”
“True,” I say, remembering his question in the lobby of the Staples Center.
“Look, I understand your reticence right now. You’ve had something incredibly personal revealed in a highly public forum. And I know you didn’t ask for my advice, but for what it’s worth, you should simply be yourself. You’ve always been upfront and easy to talk to. You don’t spew a corporate line or anything. You’re just you. So be yourself with reporters and it’ll blow over.”
“It will?”
“Of course. It’s a story of the week kind of thing. It’s no racier than the latest wrinkles in Rihanna’s romantic foibles. Interesting for a bit, then it fades. I mean, it’s not like Bono said he was gay,” Matthew adds with a laugh. “And it’s not like you’re gay. I mean, you’re not coming out to Star. Or are you?”
“No!”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Of course not,” I say, wanting to add that I’ve always been a big fan of men, especially men who like women.
Then there’s a barking sound.
“Shh. Quiet, Doctor,” I hear Matthew say to the dog.
“You have a dog named Doctor?”
“Yes. But she’s not currently taking any new patients,” he says, and I laugh once again. “So you’re not going to be the next Melissa Etheridge or k.d. lang, we’ve established that. And the reality is no one is that interested in him long-term. Besides, he’s not the first guy to marry a woman and then realize he likes guys. It happens. So if anyone still wants to know how it impacted you, they could just listen to the f*cking album.”
This is the longest conversation I’ve had with Matthew and certainly the first that’s been personal. But I can already see that he has this unusual ability to hop from witticism, to social commentary, to a sort of very raw and very honest emotional insight. I like the way he thinks. I like that he’s straightforward. I like that he seems to enjoy talking to me.
But that’s the problem.
I stand up from my deck chair ready to head inside. “Tell you what,” I say as I close the sliding glass door behind. “I’ll call you tomorrow.”
Because I don’t know how I could trust a reporter, so I’m not ready to agree to a story. Especially when that reporter is the tiniest bit flirty, and when I’m already entertaining after-hours thoughts about him. I don’t know how to trust anyone, even my own instincts, so I desperately need a barometer. My compass is so far out of whack that I don’t know what’s up or down anymore. I need to borrow my friend Kelly’s.
I call her and let her know that by the power vested in me as her best friend, I’m declaring tomorrow an emergency sushi lunch meeting.