Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

Artemis had already moved on to the next box. Not today, old friend. But lets keep up the rental on our box, in case we ever need to return.

 

The next box contained legal papers tied together with ribbons. The one after that was piled high with loose diamonds in a tray. Artemis struck gold on the fourth box. Figuratively speaking. Inside the deposit box was a long tube containing a rolled-up canvas.

 

I think we have it, Butler. I think this could be it.

 

Time enough to get excited when the painting is hanging on the wall in Fowl Manor. Hurry up, Artemis, my arms are beginning to ache.

 

Artemis steadied himself. Of course Butler was right. They were still a long way from possessing The Fairy Thief, if indeed this painting was Herves lost masterpiece. It could just as easily be some proud grandfathers crayon drawing of a helicopter.

 

Artemis moved the X-ray machine down to the bottom of the box. There were no manufacturers markings on the door, but often craftsmen were proud and could not resist placing a signature somewhere, even if nobody but them knew it was there. Artemis searched for maybe twenty seconds before he found what he was looking for. Inside the door itself, on the rear panel, was engraved the word Blokken.

 

Blokken, said the boy triumphantly. We were right.

 

There were only six firms in the world capable of constructing deposit boxes of this quality. Artemis had hacked their computers and found International Bank on the Blokken client list. Blokken was a small family company in Vienna that also made boxes for several banks in Geneva and the Cayman Islands. Butler had paid their workshop a little visit and stolen two master keys. Of course the keys were of metal and would not escape the detector arch, unless for some reason metal had been allowed through.

 

Artemis reached two fingers into his mouth, dislodging the brace from his upper teeth. Behind the brace itself was a plastic retainer, and clipped to that were two keys. The master keys.

 

Artemis rotated his jaw for a few seconds.

 

That feels better, he said. I thought I was going to gag.

 

The next problem was one of distance. There were over two metres between the deposit box and the master keyhole by the door. Not only was it impossible for one person to open the door unassisted, but whoever stood by the master keyhole would be visible to the security guards.

 

Artemis pulled his scooter from the backpack. He yanked one pin from its socket, detaching the steering column from the footpad. This was no ordinary scooter. An engineer friend of Butlers had constructed it from very specific blueprints. The footpad was completely regular, but the steering column telescoped at the touch of a spring-release button. Artemis unscrewed one handgrip, reattaching it at the other end of the column. There was a slit in the end of each grip, into which Artemis screwed a master key. Now all he had to do was insert both keys into their corresponding keyholes, and turn them simultaneously.

 

Artemis slotted one key into Crane & Sparrows box.

 

Ready? he asked Butler.

 

Yes, replied his bodyguard. Dont go one step further than you have to.

 

Three, two, one. Go.

 

Artemis pressed the spring-release button on the steering column. He shuffled across the bench, pulling the telescoping pole behind him. As the boy moved, Butler swivelled his trunk so that Artemis remained shielded by the blueprint. He moved the plan just far enough to cover the master keyhole, without exposing Artemiss legless boots. However, the target box, complete with telescoping pole, was visible for the time it took Artemis to insert the second key.

 

The master keyhole was nearly a metre beyond the end of the steel bench. Artemis leaned as far as he could without losing his balance, slotting the key into its hole. It fitted snugly. Artemis shuffled back quickly. Now Butler could once again mask Crane & Sparrows box. The entire plan hinged on the assumption that the guards would be concentrating on Butler and would not notice a slim pole extending towards the master keyhole. It would help that the pole was precisely the same colour as the deposit boxes.

 

Artemis returned to the original box, twisting the handgrip. A pulley-and-cable system inside the pole twisted the other handgrip simultaneously. Both locks flashed green. Crane & Sparrows box popped open. Artemis felt a moment of satisfaction. His contraption had worked. Then again, there was no reason why it shouldnt; all the laws of physics had been obeyed. Amazing how the tightest of electronic security could be defeated by a pole, a pulley and a brace.

 

Artemis, groaned Butler, keeping my arms up is becoming uncomfortable. So, if you wouldnt mind.

 

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