Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code

‘I don’t understand. This is years, no, decades ahead of anything we have now. You’re nothing but a thirteen-year-old kid. How did you do it?’

 

 

Artemis thought for a second. What was he going to say? Sixteen months ago Butler took on a Lower Elements Police Retrieval squad and confiscated their fairy technology? Then he, Artemis, had taken the components and built this wonderful box? Hardly.

 

‘Let’s just say I’m a very smart boy, Mister Spiro.’

 

Spiro’s eyes narrowed. ‘Maybe not as smart as you’d like us to think. I want a demonstration.’

 

‘Fair enough.’ Artemis nodded. ‘Do you have a mobile phone?’

 

‘Naturally.’ Spiro placed his mobile phone on the table. It was the latest Fission Chips model.

 

‘Secure, I take it?’

 

Spiro nodded arrogantly. ‘Five hundred bit encryption. Best in its class. You’re not getting into the Fission 400 without a code.’

 

‘We shall see.’

 

Artemis pointed the sensor at the handset. The screen instantly displayed an image of the mobile phone’s workings.

 

‘Download?’ enquired a metallic voice from the speaker.

 

‘Confirm.’

 

In less than a second, the job was done. ‘Download complete,’ said the box, with a hint of smugness.

 

Spiro was aghast. ‘I don’t believe it. That system cost twenty million dollars.’

 

‘Worthless,’ said Artemis, showing him the screen. ‘Would you like to call home? Or maybe move some funds around? You really shouldn’t keep your bank account numbers on a sim card.’

 

The American thought for several moments.

 

‘It’s a trick,’ he pronounced finally. ‘You must’ve known about my phone. Somehow, don’t ask me how, you got access to it earlier.’

 

‘That is logical,’ admitted Artemis. ‘It’s what I would suspect. Name your test.’

 

Spiro cast his eyes around the restaurant, fingers drumming the tabletop.

 

‘Over there,’ he said, pointing to a video shelf above the bar. ‘Play one of those tapes.’

 

‘That’s it?’

 

‘It’ll do, for a start.’

 

Arno Blunt made a huge show of flicking through the tapes, eventually selecting one without a label. He slapped it down on the table, bouncing the engraved silver cutlery into the air.

 

Artemis resisted the urge to roll his eyes and placed the red box directly on to the tape’s surface.

 

An image of the cassette’s innards appeared on the tiny plasma screen.

 

‘Download?’ asked the box.

 

Artemis nodded. ‘Download, compensate and play.’

 

Again, the operation was completed in under a second. An old episode of an English soap crackled into life.

 

‘DVD quality,’ commented Artemis. ‘Regardless of the input, the C Cube will compensate.’

 

‘The what?’

 

‘C Cube,’ repeated Artemis. ‘The name I have given my little box. A tad obvious, I admit. But appropriate. The cube that sees everything.’

 

Spiro snatched the video cassette. ‘Check it,’ he ordered, tossing the tape to Arno Blunt.

 

The bleached-blond bodyguard activated the bar’s TV, sliding the video into its slot. Coronation Street flickered across the screen. The same show. Nowhere near the same quality.

 

‘Convinced?’ asked Artemis.

 

The American tinkered with one of his many bracelets.

 

‘Almost. One last test. I have a feeling that the government is monitoring me. Could you check it out?’

 

Artemis thought for a moment, then addressed the red box again.

 

‘Cube, do you read any surveillance beams concentrated on this building?’

 

The machine whirred for a moment.

 

‘The strongest ion beam is eighty kilometres due west, emanating from US satellite code number ST1132P. Registered to the Central Intelligence Agency. Estimated time of arrival, eight minutes. There are also several LEP probes connected to…’

 

Artemis hit the mute button before the Cube could continue. Obviously the computer’s fairy components could pick up Lower Elements technology too. He would have to remedy that. In the wrong hands that information would be devastating to fairy security.

 

‘What’s the matter, kid? The box was still talking. Who are the LEP?’

 

Artemis shrugged. ‘No pay, no play, as you Americans say. One example is enough. The CIA no less.’

 

‘The CIA,’ breathed Spiro. ‘They suspect me of selling military secrets. They’ve pulled one of their birds out of orbit, just to track me.’

 

‘Or perhaps me,’ noted Artemis.

 

‘Perhaps you,’ agreed Spiro. ‘You’re looking more dangerous by the second.’

 

Arno Blunt chuckled derisively.

 

Butler ignored it. One of them had to be professional.

 

Spiro cracked his knuckles, a habit Artemis detested.

 

‘We’ve got eight minutes, so let’s get down to the nitty gritty, kid. How much for the box?’

 

Artemis was not paying attention, distracted by the LEP information that the Cube had almost revealed. In a careless moment, he had nearly exposed his subterranean friends to exactly the kind of man who would exploit them.

 

‘I’m sorry, what did you say?’

 

‘I said, how much for the box?’

 

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